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Save the Planet... Kill yourself.

About Me


FIRST OF ALL IF YOU WANT TO ADD ME AS A FRIEND THEN YOU BETTER TALK TO ME OTHERWISE I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOU, AND IF YOUR A MYSPACE WHORE... FUCK OFF... THAT BEING SAID I CAN TELL YOU JUST ABOUT ANYTHING YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT ME... TO PUT IT SIMPLY I'M REALLY A CHILLED OUT PERSON... JUST DON'T FUCK WITH ME... AND IF YOU DONT LIKE ME... YOU CAN GO OUTSIDE AND PLAY HIDE AND GO FUCK YOURSELF... CAUSE I COULD GIVE A SHIT LESS... EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO GET DRUNK
You Are Beer!
You don't need to get totally wasted when you hit the bars.
More of a social drinker, you just like to have fun with your friends.
And as long as the beer keeps flowing, you're a happy camper.
But don't mix things up: "Beer Before Liquor, Never Been Sicker!" What Alcoholic Drink Are You?
You Have A Type B Personality
B You're as laid back as they come...
Your baseline mood is calm and level headed
Creativity and philosophy tend to be your forte
Like a natural sedative, you have a soothing effect on people
Friends and family often turn to you first with their problems
You have the personality to be a spiritual or psychological guru Do You Have a Type A Personality?
Your Birthdate: June 14
You work well with others. That is, you're good at getting them to do work for you.
It's true that you get by on your charm. But so what? You make people happy!
You're dynamic, clever, and funny. And people like to have you around.
But you're so restless, they better not expect you to stay around for long.
Your strength: Your superstar charisma
Your weakness: Commitment means nothing to you
Your power color: Fuchsia
Your power symbol: Diamond
Your power month: May What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
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What Chinese Symbol Are You? -- Updated (7..21..03)
ICE is your chinese symbol!
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What's Your Inner Beast? [pics]

The Werewolf:

The Werewolf is the symbol for Spiritual Paths. You have the soul of a wolf inside you, which makes you warm and caring to those you love.

Strengths: Protection is a number one priority, and therefore you always gaurd the ones you love and keep tight bonds with your pack mates. Loyalty is strong within yourself, and you also expect it from the ones who are close to you.

Flip Side: Even though you care for those you love deeply, if they betray you, anger races through your veins. The Werewolf, despite it's warm fun-loving personality, can also stand up for itself if need be. You would have no problem hiding your anger if something sets you off balance.

Congratulations! You have a Werewolf inside!

pic (c) Christy Grandjean aka GoldenWolfen


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You're such an inspiration for the ways
That I'll never ever choose to be
Oh so many ways for me to show you
How the savior has abandoned you
Fuck your God
Your Lord and your Christ
He did this
Took all you had and
Left you this way
Still you pray, you never stray
Never taste of the fruit
You never thought to question why
It's not like you killed someone
It's not like you drove a hateful spear into his side
Praise the one who left you
Broken down and paralyzed
He did it all for you
He did it all for you
Oh so many many ways for me to show you
How your dogma has abandoned you
Pray to your Christ, to your god
Never taste of the fruit
Never stray, never break
Never---choke on a lie
Even though he's the one who did this to you
You never thought to question why
Not like you killed someone
It's Not like you drove a spiteful spear into his side
Talk to Jesus Christ
As if he knows the reasons why
He did it all for you
Did it all for you
He did it all for you
Song Title:Judith
By:A Perfect Circle
Now ask me how I really feel. Who knows the true answers? No one. We are not ready to know. Not yet

My Interests

Well no one ever reads this shit anyway so I'll just say what I feel like...Drinking, music, movies, Fast mutha fuckin cars, motorcycles, sleeping, sex is always good, tattoos, peircings, The Sun, The Moon, skating, snowboarding, surfing, wake boarding, motocross, quads, running, swimming, laughing, drawing, painting, fighting when I'm drunk, loving when I'm drunk.... uh i like snakes and I LOVE Monkeys. I love food.... Music and Art are my passions... keep that in mind if you know me or meet me. that is about all i can think of right now

I want...
Image compliments of UNDERCOVER SLUT

This is a painting I did a long time ago. I have an infatuation with the Grim Reaper. He laughs at us.

My favorite drink of all... The Green Fairy

I get alot of my energy from The Sun and The Moon... I need them both to be happy and healthy. If I were to have a religion it would be based upon these two monsterous powers. The awesome overwhelming power of The Sun and it's opposite... The Moon. It has a more quiet and docile power that most people forget about. Day and Night. We don't realize how much these to things control our lives...

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I'd like to meet:

"I never believed the Devil was real, but God couldn't make someone filthy as you." - Marylin Manson

Yeah I guess that's how I feel about most women.... If you want proof here is a link which just about anyone should find enlightening

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=shallow

I've had a hard time with them. Being cheated on. Lied to. Mind fucked. It's a vicious circle that i don't wish to return to. I want to meet a beautiful girl that isn't stupid and totally conceited... but i suppose you cant have everything... i want a beautiful girl thats as smart as i am and isn't a complete bitch... where are you? I know you're there somewhere...

I had this dream about a girl... it was like I lived out my entire lifetime with her in one night... She was tall 5'7" to 5' 10" Natural Brunette. Blue eyes. She was Honest, Open-minded, Charismatic, and Beautiful. She Appreciated Art and Loved music... She liked my tattoos and piercings. She loved me for me. When I woke up I tried to go right back to sleep. I couldn't. She's real. I'll find her... I want to meet her... Or maybe she'll find me... Or maybe I can't feel you or feel love.

Music:


These are some of the many bands that I love.... I could not live with out music. I wouldn't have gotten through school without it. I wouldn't have been able to be as strong as I am today without it... It is my passion and my love. I enjoy all forms of rock, mostly hard rock, metal, some death metal, but anything with guitar, drums and bass pretty much does it for me. I love Techno, Drum & Bass, you know maybe a little trance or some deep house, jungle is cool, Hardcore shit. Anything that I can get really fucked up to and jump around for hours... Just don't ask me if I like Emo. I will kill your face. That's not music... it's shit.

Rage Against The Machine ~ Guerilla Radio
Flogging Molly ~ Drunken Lullabies

Movies:

Boondock Saints

Deuces Wild

Underworld

Anchorman, 40 year old Virgin, Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, The Matrix Movies, Alice in Wonderland, I like superhero movies, and horror like Resident Evil.... and anything that can make me laugh is a keeper.

Television:

My Favorite Anime is Samurai Champloo

Books:

Whatever

Heroes:


Zach de la Rocha (Former Rage Against the Machine Lead Singer)
Johnny Knoxville (Most popularly known for Jackass)
Rob Zombie
Dime Bag Darrell ~ You will be missed
Roy (A Perfect Score)
John Bender(The Breakfast Club)
Hank Hill (King of the Hill)
Cloud Strife (Final Fantasy VII)
Vincent Valentine (Final Fantasy VII)
Jack Skellington
Mugen (Samurai Champloo)
Criss Angel (MindFreak)
Cheese (Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends)
Every Hockey Player Ever Born
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"The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time." - Evan
"As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, pray a lot and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back....." - Shawna

My Blog

Bleeding Record Girl

 Her face needs work but I need to work on that in general
Posted by Drunken Irishman on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 07:32:00 PST

Grim

Angel of Death
Posted by Drunken Irishman on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 07:28:00 PST

Tribal Spyder

Not finished but I figured what the hell...
Posted by Drunken Irishman on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 07:23:00 PST

Fuck You

I try to make an effort to talk to everyone. I really do. Yeah I took a break from my usual-"Hey everything is cool don't worry about me... How are you?" attitude, and when I come back everyone stops ...
Posted by Drunken Irishman on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 07:08:00 PST

The loss of a friend

It happens. Sometimes there is nothing we can do about it. I lost two... I knew when it happened but what makes me really sad is they won't be around to see me when I go through the rest of my life. I...
Posted by Drunken Irishman on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 05:38:00 PST

Rollin' with the New Year

That's all it is. It's here and as always... I'll take it as it comes. Of course there will be some changes. Actually there has been alot of changes in 2006. Life got turned upside-down, flipped over,...
Posted by Drunken Irishman on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 04:03:00 PST

Christmas Time

I have to get this out.To everyone that's here in Texas. I'm just going to say it straight out. Eric, Sean, Laura, Jillian, and Rachel... I love you all. In some way or another you have all been there...
Posted by Drunken Irishman on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 01:23:00 PST

No Phone

    I shut my phone off. The only way you can talk to me now is on myspace.It won't be turned on for awhile.
Posted by Drunken Irishman on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 03:37:00 PST

Rules of Men

The Guys' Rules­­­­­­­­­­­ ­­­­­­­­ At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down We always hear"the rules" From ...
Posted by Drunken Irishman on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 10:09:00 PST

What I see

*sigh* Let's start this off with saying I've been really watching people and their behavior towards me since I've moved here... Are you hot or not? What kind of cloths do you wear? What's kind of ster...
Posted by Drunken Irishman on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 06:40:00 PST