This is me degrading myself, trying to solicit myself, to make friends for myself, to make myself seem clever, and impress the people I don't know.
If I showed you my boobs, would you like me more? I tell people I'm 17 so I dont have to vote. I like to fold blankets. I love toast but only for a week every month or so. I steal a lot of pens from work, so if you would like one just ask. I know a lot about rocks, locks, and lawnmowers. I dont sleep well.I havent bought clothes for myself for the last 4 years. I prefer vitamins over my old prescriptions. I am still a big fan of Otter-Pops. I have issues. I want to learn to dance. I used to lie a lot sometimes but i am getting better, I swear. I am the kid your mom most likely warns you about but your mom will most likely love me. I love driving, even if its a trip to nowhere. I plan on traveling again once I get again. I have killed a cat befor, but it was out of the goodness of my heart. I think jesus and Santa are brothers... Those are important things about me I think. Are you impressed?
