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There once was a little boy called Sam. Not Samuel, may I add, but just Sam. When he was a little boy he used to get bossed around a lot by his older sisters (whom he thinks are amazing, particularly Lisa she really is smashing) and thus perfected the puppy dog eyes look to get sympathy from his mother. He was on the front of a magazine once. His middle name was Robert, named after his Grandad you see, so after a while he went to school and his friends called him Sambob. Sam didnt mind this at all, it was better than being called a 'pest' by his big sisters, who were too cool to play with him most of the time. As he got a little bit older, it turned out that Sambob was actually quite a clever little chap, with a snazzy little brain, and one of his adoring fans (of which there were many by this point) told him he was wise. Sambob thought this was an impressive thing for somebody to say, and thus he became known as Samwise. He even had it tattooed onto his ass. Samwise had grown quite big by this point, and his cutesy modelling days were long gone. He began to make lots of pocket money using what his mother called his 'entrepreneureal streak', and kept the cash in little gold sacks hidden all over his bedroom like the king in Robin Hood. But he was a generous sort of chap, and loved nothing more than a cheeky pint of cider amongst other such like-minded people. And thus, the present day Samwise was born. All enquiries please contact Samwise's personal team. MyGen Profile Generator