I basically couldn't be bothered to do this section so I gave the honour to my mate Sam who has had the privaledge of knowing me since the tender age of 12...There was was a small hoebag child called zozo who was being dragged up in the suburbs of west london, when a talent agency caught her eye and decided to put her in a number of very short films which never made it called hoebag in the city and hoebag visits the farm. one that did make it however was called hoebag moves to chiswick school. and this is where all the trouble began. she met some truly wonderful people including the infamous HAWbag, baggins, the sherminator (yes the actual one - and she has no myspace therefore this comment is untracable!!) and not forgetting y'old amazing samwise the great. this zoe was set for great things and surpassed all expectations from the family by appearing in the year 8 rounders team amongst other amazing feats like a rowathon that would give her her legacy at chiswicked school for ghetto kids. as she grew old they noticed how she was a tad clever at subjects like theatre studies (thats drama and acting to you and me) and history (what a boffin), and basically she got poached from this ghetto school to go to a rather goodgood school down the road. she met lots of new scary people including scary petey from sheene but always remembered her original ghetto friends, sometimes meeting for a *$ (starbucks) on chiswicked high street. they would often be seen getting free stuff from the pastry man in this establishment - but we promised not to tell anyone, ok? despite her love of harry potter and ample artistic license with pen and paper the hoebag is planning to do a degree in someting called history which most people don't know about cos its so bloody boring you dont do it. you just dont. anyways - it'll be in leeds to watch out you leeds gents; hoebag the great is on her way and she'll get you within hours - or minutes - at a recent unnamed music festival in central england the hoebag defeated all records and within about an hour and a half of sitting still on the floor by the path (erm, as you do) had necked a bottle of wine and was about ready to jump into the tent with her new boyf?! what a show - while petey and samwise looked on in amazement. if you feel you can provide sufficient evidence that you are able to beat the hoebag at such feats please do write in on a postcard or leave a comment, or do so anyway if u have a good tale to tell lof the hoebag!I am 59% Emo.
.. Well.. I've made the cut! Now I'll go buy some promise rings and knit myself a sweater. Take the
Emo Test
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