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Rob Zero

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About Me


Yep, that's me singing.
Medical editor by day, wannabe rock star by night. Bass player for the muthafuckin' Jukebox Zeros, surf-purists Voodoo Reef, and Neil Young Tribute act Sideburns in the Sand. Frontman for the legendary Rob Zero & Thee Guilty Pleasures.

My Interests

Coffee... Cinema... Black t-shirts... Crime fiction... Women in fishnet stockings... Retro commercial art (movie posters, paperback covers)... Good comic books (Hate, Starman, Watchmen, Minimum Wage, Kirby)... Tattoos... Film of all kinds (although I mostly lean towards psychotronic and stuff your average guy would call "artsy")... Surf and instrumental music... Garage bands (retro & neo)... and of course... PUNK FUCKING ROCK (particularly NYC/Detroit/Cleveland sound)...

I'd like to meet:


Fans of real rock and roll, like-minded nerds, and women that want to send me provocative photos. (Please)

Music:


I guess you could say that on the whole I dig garage rock (old & new), surf instro, British invasion stuff, rockabilly, and especially punk fuckin' rock!!! But I do like my share of "bad" classic rock as well.My favorite artists include:
? and the Mysterians * AC/DC * Bash & Pop * Stiv Bators * Beatles * Beach Boys * Bellrays * Chuck Berry * Blasters * Black Flag * BOMP RECORDS * Booker T & the MGs * BOWIE * Johnny Burnette Trio * The Byrds * Johnny Cash * Cheap Trick * CLASH * Cramps * Creedence * CRYPT RECORDS * Jeff Dahl * Dead Boys * Devil Dogs * The Earaches * Edison Rocket Train * Electric Frankenstein * ELO * Roky Erickson * ESTRUS RECORDS * Exploding Hearts * Flamin' Groovies * Gas Huffer * Richard Hell & the Voidoids * Hellacopters * Hi-Risers * Humpers * Joan Jett * Kinks * KISS (up to Dynasty) * Labor Party * Lazy Cowgirls * Lee Harvey Oswald Band * Little Killers * Los Straitjackets * Luna * Makers * Man or Astroman * MC5 * Thee Minks * Misfits * Motorhead * New Bomb Turks * New York Dolls * Oblivians * Only Ones * Graham Parker * Gram Parsons * Iggy FUCKIN Pop (and the Stooges) * R.A.M.O.N.E.S. * Lou Reed * Reigning Sound * Replacements * Paul Revere & the Raiders * Rolling Stones * Saints * Sex Pistols * Coyote Shivers * Sonics * Son Volt * Star Spangles * STEEL CAGE RECORDS * Stray Cats * Supernova * Supersuckers * Teengenerate * Television * Testors * Thin Lizzy * Johnny Thunders * Toothless George * T-Rex * Uncle Tupelo * Upper Crust * Ben Vaughn * Velvet Underground * Ventures * Victims * Wilco (up until 'Ghost') * Link Wray * X * Neil Young * To name a few

Movies:

Evil Dead • Close Encounters • Sid & Nancy • Hot Fuzz • Shaun of the Dead • Crumb • American Splendor • Young Frankenstein • The Third Man • Batman Begins • Apocalypse Now • Wyatt Earp • Escape from New York • Ladies & Gentlemen, The Fabulous Stains • 8 1/2 • GunCrazy • Nightmare Alley • The Wild Bunch • Scarlet Street • Brick • Kiss Kiss Bang Bang • The Lookout • Serpico • Blade Runner • Alien • Sky Captain & the World of Tomorrow • Wet Hot American Summer • Anchorman • The Jerk • JERRY LEWIS • Texas Chainsaw • Return of the Living Dead • Halloween • Near Dark • Event Horizon • Hard Core Logo • WES ANDERSON • Rock N Roll High School • Filth & Fury • Slasher • Mayor of Sunset Strip • Frazetta: Painting With Fire • Waiting for Guffman • Spring Forward • Spinal Tap • Rutles • And God Spoke • Requiem for a Dream • Almost Famous • SCORSESE • The Apostle • 1900 • JOHN SAYLES • Mr Sardonicus • House of 1000 Corpses • Death Race 2000 • Devil's Rejects • Big Trouble in Little China • Heat • The Warriors • Sgt York • Jaws • Godfather I & II • Jacob's Ladder • Star Wars • Taxi Driver • WOODY ALLEN • Zodiac • The Commitments • The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the Eighth Dimension

Television:

...was a great NYC band.

But seriously folks: THE WIRE. THE WIRE. THE WIRE. Penn & Teller: Bullshit. Venture Bros. The Office (US). Ren 911. Scrubs. Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations. It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Boston Legal. 30 Rock. Life. Monk. Burn Notice. Seinfeld re-runs. Curb Your Enthusiasm. Simpsons re-runs (recent seasons have been unwatchable). Conan & Letterman. MythBusters. Freaks & Geeks & Undeclared (RIP). Arrested Development. Saturday Night Live from '75 to '92

REALITY TV MUST DIE

Books:

To put it mildy, I am an avid reader. To put it not so mildly, I am one fucking huge bookworm. Here's a breakdown of some of the stuff I dig:
James Ellroy, George Pelecanos, Dennis Lehane, Robert Crais, John Connolly, Tom Perotta, Nick Hornby, RICHARD PRICE, Paul Auster, Charles Bukowski, Christopher Moore, Joe Queenan, Philip K. Dick, Harlan Ellison, Anthony Bourdain, John Dunning, and many many many more.
Also enjoy good comics, including, but not limited to, the work of: Alan Moore, Mark Waid, Ed Brubaker, Bob Fingerman, Peter Bagge, James Robinson, Frank Miller, Jack Kirby, Robert Crumb, Denny Eichorn, Tony Harris, Giffen & DeMatteis, Howard Chaykin, and the EC Crew.

Heroes:

Christopher Guest... Dave Letterman... The Jerky Boys... Jack Kirby... John Sayles... Robert Crumb... Tommy Stinson... Greg Shaw (RIP)... James Ellroy... George Pelecanos... Joe Queenan... Jerry Lewis... Stiv Bators... George Carlin... Denis Leary... Penn Jillette (and his partner Teller)... Woody Guthrie... Harvey Pekar... Andy Kauffman... Coop (poster artist)... The Ramones... Anthony Bourdain... Steve Martin...

My Blog

Another Weird Dream.

Last night, I dreamt that I was staying in a fancy hotel for a work trip. Outside of the hotel was an Amoeba Records store. I went to the store and it was enormous. Pete was there, as was Alison. She ...
Posted by Rob Zero on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 06:30:00 PST

Also...

I just heard that actress/dancer Cyd Charisse died.  Now, if you know me well, you know that I hate friggin' musicals... particularly those "golden-age of Hollywood" monstrosities.But Singing in ...
Posted by Rob Zero on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 06:45:00 PST

Ramblings.

Busy weekend. Zeros played two shows. One local, one in Baltimore. The Baltimore show was pretty cool. The place we played , Metro Gallery , is part art gallery/part live music venue. As pretentious ...
Posted by Rob Zero on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 10:48:00 PST

Friday Music Blog

This week, I am mediating the weekly Friday Music post on my pal SleekPelt's blog. The topic is THE BEATLES.  If you're so inclined, you can check it out HEREIn unrelated music ramblings, I just ...
Posted by Rob Zero on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 08:18:00 PST

Dream.

As mentioned in previous blogs, I have strange and vivid dreams.Last night, I dreamt that I was having a conversation with some people in which we were trying to list all the food that comes on a stic...
Posted by Rob Zero on Tue, 20 May 2008 06:22:00 PST

Meet...

Meet Lilian Grace Smentek*She's approximately 18 weeks old, is the size of an action figure, loves the Ramones, and prefers Star Trek to Star Wars. And like her father, she likes DC Comics more than M...
Posted by Rob Zero on Thu, 15 May 2008 05:26:00 PST

Nerdgasm

Attention Geeks. Go see Iron Man.  Make sure you stay after the credits (particularly if you read "The Ultimates").That is all.
Posted by Rob Zero on Fri, 02 May 2008 11:51:00 PST

The Office.

At last!!! The Office returns tonight.  This will give me a much-needed reprieve from the "Dancing With the Bachelor American Idol Wife Swap Supernanny Stars" that has been dominating the televis...
Posted by Rob Zero on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 01:33:00 PST

The Thin White Duke

One of the great things about my car is the stereo’s ability to play MP3 CDs. This means I can load a single disc with hundreds of songs. I’ve made CDs of complete box sets, the entire Rep...
Posted by Rob Zero on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 10:32:00 PST

Great Potential Business

Last night on the Travel Channel, I watched "Hot Dog Heavens" followed by an hour show about donuts. That got me thinking&I want to open a Hot Dog/Donut store.  Not only is it two of the world...
Posted by Rob Zero on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 11:03:00 PST