Ron and Fez on XM Satellite Radio is the funniest show ever.
I play basketball almost every day, and I play golf during the summer. I play with myself daily.
My other interests include:
1. Playing golf and farting in a bunker
2. Drinking and squeezing out numerous, small farts
3. Giggling at farts that sound like animal noises
4. Looking stupid while trying out a new fart
5. Jogging while simultaneously farting
6. Holding pickles and farting
7. Walking my dogs who fart, so I fart too
8. Cuddling close whilst farting
9. Eating farts
10. Pretending to be cool while having to fart
11. Fishing for seaweed using farts as my bait
12. Getting the mail and farting in the mailbox before leaving
13. Picking up dogshit, and while bending over, farting
14. Laughing at my mom who farts in public
15. Crying after a really painful fart
16. Playing pool and farting while hitting the 8-ball in the side pocket
17. Trying to fit in by covering up my farts
18. Bodybuilding with vain men who enjoy my farts
19. Sitting on my porch just farting
20. Loving my farts and recording them
21. Farting into a tequila shot then drinking it
22. Holding in my farts
23. Hiding under the bed, smelling my farts
24. Cooking soyburgers (my secret ingredient is farts)
25. Playing basketball and farting while boxing-out for the rebound
26. Spelunking up a cliff whilst farting liquid farts on the wildlife below
28. Cooking chili and investing in future farts
29. Sailing on Lake Erie while cupping my farts and sniffing them
30. Pretending to fart but not really farting at all
31. Sitting around not thinking about farting, then farting
32. Sweet-smelling farts
33. Farts that sting my bum
34. MASSIVE farts
35. Stupid farts
36. Farting while having my middle-finger jammed up my ass
Funny people, people that are a little fucked up, smelly people.
I listen to XM in my car and at work.
1. Apocalypse Now
2. Don't be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood.
3. Pulp Fiction
4. House of 1000 Corpses/The Devil's Rejects/Cabin Fever
5. Bad Santa
1. King of the Hill
2. Reno 911!
3. The Simpsons
4. Cleveland Cavaliers Basketball
5. South Park
1. Why is My Weiner Shaped Like a Snausage?
2. God is not Great: How Religion Poisons Everything
3. The God Delusion
Craig Ferguson