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Danny Fontaine

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About Me

Sandwiches.
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My Band!!! Danny Fontaine And The Horns Of Fury – think about a musical that’s all about a murder in a Russian circus…

My Films!!! Music videos and documentaries; the latest being a controversial offering on the SXSW (South By Southwest) Music Conference last year

My Website!!! Freelance music photography, live and not…live (I’m for hire too).

My Night Photography!!! Antidote & Infamy: 2 lost souls striving to catch that unworldly world only visited in dreams….animal masks galore!

My Other Band!!! Come On Doggy! Think beats. Think Lycra. It’s a doggy dog world.

My Other Other Band!!! Doin' Time – Pop/punk funtime…
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My Interests

Hello, My name is Danny Fontaine. I'm pretty busy most of the time with one project or another in the constant hope that eventually one of them will pay off.

Click to join freecycle-kingstonMusic's my big thing but I also make films, take photos of bands and models, and teach photoshop - so send me a message if you'd like me to teach you.
All the links are to the right there and I'm always interested to know what people think.
I do commissions for films/music videos and photo shoots, and do a special rate for unsigned MySpace bands, so feel free to get in touch.
You can email me at
info at Danny Fontaine dot co dot uk.

Feel free to just stop by and say Wuddup mo' fo'.yeah.

I'd like to meet:

Here's a video what I made.

Music:

barbershop, Queen, Beach Boys, Tom Waits, Weezer, Pink Floyd, Klezma Music, Johnny cash, Dexys Midnight Runners, David Bowie, System Of A Down, Ralph Stanley, Green Day, MC Paul Barman, Ben Folds Five, Ronnettes, Crystals, most Phil SPektor stuff actually, Postal Service...you get the picture.

Movies:

Transformers, The Graduate, Action Force - 'My Favourite Things,' Goodfellas, Little Shop of Horrors, Akira, The Labyrinth, Donnie darko, Mullholland Drive, Amelie, battle Royale, Edward Scissorhands, Rock 'n' Roll high School.

Television:

Nathan Barley, Americas or Britains Next Top Model, Spaced, Big Train, Eastenders, The Office, Lost - same as most people I guess.

Books:

Books. I like books a lot. I try and read when I can - I'm reading Ringolevio at the moment. I like dark but funny books.

Heroes:

Jimmy from Quadraphenia, Tom Waits, Mr.T, Simon Pegg, Ric Moranis, Toxic Avenger, Karate Kid, Donnie Darko, Joey Ramone, Michael Corleone, David Sedaris.

My Blog

Didn't Get What?

Fontaine you idiot!!!So last night I texted pretty much everyone in my phone about the Horns gig on Monday, cept just before I did that I got a text from Chris and somehow managed to totally confuse t...
Posted by Danny Fontaine on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 03:51:00 PST

Halloween '06

I understand it took me about 2 days to scan all these and that it's annoyed you all terribly, but here are the polaroids, woop woop! Nice one, Neil. "It's the most wonderful time of the year..."YAY!!...
Posted by Danny Fontaine on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 08:07:00 PST

Music Video

nuqneH.Please check out the wonderful music video that myself and The 5683 have made. It involves fire, gas masks, golf players and animal masks. Click on the still to get to our page. If you like it ...
Posted by Danny Fontaine on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 03:03:00 PST

AN APOLOGY

Dear all, since my bulletin yesterday about being God and stopping the rain, I have received numerous emails from upset people; claiming that they'd prefer it if I HADN'T made it rain afterall, especi...
Posted by Danny Fontaine on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 02:52:00 PST

SAVE MY SOUL

hey kids, can you pleeeeeeeeeaaaaassssseeee see my new myspace site and be my friend?Hmm. Bad start for a bulletin, rather 'beggy.'Nevermind. My band DANNY FONTAINE AND THE HORNS OF FURY now have thei...
Posted by Danny Fontaine on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 07:44:00 PST

FREE PRINTS!!!

hello and THANKYOU THANKYOU to everyone who responded to my bulletin 'CALLING ALL ILLUSTRATORS," I've had a great response and this project is really turning into something big, gathering together som...
Posted by Danny Fontaine on Thu, 11 May 2006 07:00:00 PST

well ioom fcijed

so wjat? ? its likle 30 decdember and yous gopnna git it sucj A and irts new yreara s tomorrowqw and i dont wontb to go utnm but may, i'll prolln will cos ever, thsts what bv eryones dpin of yoiy7 mg...
Posted by Danny Fontaine on Sat, 31 Dec 2005 09:00:00 PST

The end of the world

Today is Friday the 5th of August, 20 years since the beginning of time. I saw a man on MySpace today who made me incredibly angry. INCREDIBLY! I was an incredible angry. I was not drunk and I were no...
Posted by Danny Fontaine on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Surnames

Yesterday one of my friends asked me what their surname was and I didn't know. Now I know everyones surname that I ever met. I think I need a girlfriend or something.
Posted by Danny Fontaine on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Johnny Cash

Johnny Cash is just too fucking good. I didn't realise until lately. He's currently blowing my mind with his version of Desperado by the Eagles. Boring maybe, but I had to tell someone, although as no...
Posted by Danny Fontaine on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST