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Toonces

I am here for Dating and Friends

About Me

My pop says I'm the smartest, prettiest baby girl ever. He says I'm so clever and likes to sing me songs. They're kind of corny, but I like them anyway. They make me purr. I don't have many friends besides Atwood, the Byrds, Steve & Dina, Weiss, Michael X, and my daddy's family. But they are all I need. Did I mention I like to eat. Not that crappy dry stuff. I'm a real meat and potatoes type of girl. Give me a Big Mac and a glass of milk and we be friends for life (or afterlife). I'm also a big sports fan like my pop. My two favorite teams are the Cincy Bengals and the Seattle Mariners. Go M's

My Interests

Eating, sleeping, driving, and gettin' some lovins

I'd like to meet:

Chad Johnson , Ichiro Suzuki, Mr. Daniel Snyder

Music:

The Stray Cats, The Dragonflies, El Chupacabra

Movies:

The Natural, The Dark Crystal, and Old Yeller (especially the end).

Television:

SNL, anything on the food network, and SportsCenter

Heroes:


Colonel Sanders

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My Blog

Fat Cat

Garfield is gay and I have the pics to prove it. I am offering them up to the highest bidder. And if you're reading this Garfield, you'd better pony up the dough. A cool million and I'll make sure the...
Posted by Toonces on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 02:19:00 PST

Curiosity did what??!!??

Well I don't usually like picking fights, but that damn bobcat has got something coming for it.  That jealous bastard.  It couldn't stand that I had a warm place to sleep everynight and got ...
Posted by Toonces on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 01:02:00 PST