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Amanda

Delusions of grandeur are my primary source of self esteem. . . .

About Me

What is there to say about myself? I'm a 22 year old college student. I work at 7-11. I'm afraid of ponies. I'm in a serious relationship with my boyfriend Chris. We've been dating for over two years now and we live together. I hate church, and am not religious. I wouldn't say that I don't believe in anything though, I guess I believe in a lot of things. . .I believe that you should treat others the way you want to be treated.That you should keep your friends close and your enimies closer.I believe in Rock N Roll.That True love exsists.I believe in Pre-marital sex.That for every step forward you take three steps back.That I am in love.That I am loved.You should always stand by your friends.That hate exsists.That hate can be conquered.I believe in honor,loyalty,veracity,and justice.That humor is more important than looks.I believe in Samurai.That everyone should read.That you should read everyday.That you should pay attention to little details.I believe in life, that it should not be cast aside easily or willingly.I believe in Family.That your dog may know you better than anyone else.I believe in Gay Marriage.I believe in real magic, like the birth of a child.That I create my own destiny, I am not a pawn on a chessboard.That I don't know what happens after death, and I don't really care.I believe in parties.That I want to be remembered.I believe in gunslingers.I believe in music.That cussing is okay! (shit ass damn fuck).That you should never let go of your childhood.I believe in ka.I believe in faith.I believe in hope.That everyone can make a difference!And that's all I have to say about that!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

If we were going to spend the day together what would we do?

Make hot munky love
Get so drunk we would run around the block singing cartoon theme songs
Have a Star Wars movie marathon complete with toy light sabers
Race around a store in shopping carts
Go sing kareoke and rock the fucking house like the rockstars we are
Fight each other to the death
Eat tremendous amounts of nachos then have a farting contest
Eat a healthy lunch, then go to a lecture about the mating habits of Asian Gnats
Drive somewhere random in the middle of the night just because
Go to Las Vegas and pick up as many hookers as we could in 24 hours
Get tattoos of flaming skulls on our left ass cheeks
Dress up like Super Heroes and go grocery shoppping
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My Interests

Ummm everything? Okay I like:80's Cheese, Alice in Chains, Alice in Wonderland, Animal Crossing, anime, Anne Rice, art, ballet, Barbie Dolls, Beck, being in love, being lazy, being merry, biking, Bleach manga, books, Boondock Saints, british humour, Bruce Lee, bubble baths, Calvin & Hobbes, Captain Planet, cats, ceramics, chai tea, chapstick, cheese, China, Clerks, coloring, comedy, dancing, Disneyland, Dog Soldiers, Dogma, drinking, eating, family, Family Guy, fantasy/ sci-fi, Fight Club, Flash Gordon, Flying Spaghetti Monster, food, Frida Kahlo, friends, Fuleman's sexy ass, futurama, G.I.Joes, green tea, grunge, Harry Potter, He-Man, HIM, history, Hotboxed, House of Flying Daggers, hula-hoops, Jack Handy, Japan, Jerk, Jet Li, jewelry, Johhny Depp, Jonathan Davis, Korn, Kurt Cobain, Labyrinth, Lacuna Coil, leadership, Led Zeppelin, Lord of the Rings, Lords of Acid, Mallrats, manga, Marilyn Manson, Marines, martial arts, Matrix, ME, medieval cultures & mythology, men, monkeys, Monty Python, Mord Sith, movies, music, my boyfriend, Napolean Dynamite, Neil Gaiman, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, opera, Orlando Bloom, peanut butter, penguins, people, philosophy, piercings, Pink Floyd, Pirates of the Caribbean, pizza, poetry, pottery, puzzles, Rainbow Brite, raku, reading, religious discussions, religious tolerance, Rob Zombie, Rocky Horror Picture Show, salsa, sex, singing, Skinny Puppy, Snatch, Spiderman, Spirited Away, Stephen King, Strawberry Shortcake, Strenuus, stuff, swearing, Sword of Truth Series, tacky things, tai chi, Tenacious D, Terry Goodkind, Texas, texas hold 'em, The Dark Tower, The Doors, The Fifth Element, The Gits, The Matrix, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Tim Burton, toys, Transformers, Troy, true love, truth, Vast, Ville Valo, vintage clothes, writing. And I think that's about it. . . . .

I'd like to meet:

YOU!, Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris, Jet Li, Mel Gibson, Edgar Allen Poe, Mickey Mouse, He-Man, Kurt Cobain, Quentin Tarantino, Bob Marley, Spiderman, god if he/she exsists, and ummm a million other interesting people. Like some of the ones in this video (that I totally stole from Becky):Zlad Elektronik Supersonik

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Music:

Well I like a little bit of everything. I must say I am mostly a rocker girl, I was raised on classic rock and discovered punk, alternative, grunge, and metal pretty much on my own. But, I also like opera, classical, jazz, rap, country, reggae, dance and pretty much everything but pop music (as in boy bands and Britney Spears). It seems that there are two bands I listen too the most Nirvana and Beck. I own every Beck CD and I own pretty much every Nirvana CD and of course the boxed set!!!! Sadly though I've never seen either in concert. And now I only have the chance to see Beck.
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Movies:

Can anyone really pick just one or two movies? Honestly I have a rather large movie collection. I enjoy action and comedy films the most. I especially love cheesy 70's Kung Fu movies (hey they're like porn you watch them for the action, not he plot). I HATE chick flicks. This is one of my favorite movies. I loved it when I was little, and like most girls my age I for some unexplainable reason thought David Bowie was hot (don't ask me why I did I honestly don't know).
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Television:

I must admit I watch a lot of trash TV. But I do enjoy shows like CSI and I LOVE Family Guy!!!! I'm a big comedy person when it comes to television. I do think I watch more MTV than is healty though. My new favorite TV show is LOST, that show fucking rocks!!!! Chris got me totally hooked on it.It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time

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Books:

I have three favortie book series. They are:The Sword of Truth Series by Terry Goodkind,The Dark Tower Series by Stephen King. andThe Harry Potter Series by J.K. Rowling.I enjoy reading immensly. I also love authors like Laurell K. Hamilton, Christopher Moore, Carl Hissan, Bill Fitzgugh, Michael Crichton, George Orwell, John Steinbeck, Eric V. Lustbader,Frank McCourt, Dan Brown, and many others.

Heroes:

Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris, Jet Li, Johnny Cash, Kurt Cobain, The Beatles, Daffy Duck, Stewie, Commander William Riker, Tom Brown Jr., Dr. Fred Epstein, my Mom and Dad, and my Grandparents.

My Blog

Week in Review. . . .

Well what's happened in the last week? I went to school, did my taxes, paid some bills, bought some groceries, bought a couple of books (I got my new Laurell K. Hamilton Book YAY), worked. OH, the mos...
Posted by Amanda on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 10:53:00 PST

Randomness to the max. . .

Blargh! Munky, badger, dog. Now that that's out of my system. . . I like monopoly, although I hate playing with my mom because she's turns into this mini mogul and she always wins, I think I've beat h...
Posted by Amanda on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 11:53:00 PST

I am such a dork!!

I made lasagna for dinner earlier, it was yummy I still have almost an entire whole pan and a small pan left. Who wants lasagna? Anyway, I looked down at my arm, and saw a really funny colored mole. I...
Posted by Amanda on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 11:37:00 PST

Well shit. ..

Well, I had a really interesting blog typed out, then myspace deleted it. I hate you myspace!!! GRRRRRRRR!! Anyway it was kind of just a list of things I wonder about. .. maybe not that interesting I ...
Posted by Amanda on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 01:03:00 PST

Procrastination. . . .

So, I'm actually supposed to be doing homework right now. Actually, I should have done it earlier today but quite honestly I didn't feel good. Ugh I almost typed goog instead of good. What the hell is...
Posted by Amanda on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 10:39:00 PST

Live Update! from Amandaland!!

So, I've done a lot since I last posted a blog. . . I went to Goldendale on Christmas Eve and spent the day with Chris' family, it was pretty nice. Then we went to my mom's in The Dalles for Christmas...
Posted by Amanda on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 12:13:00 PST

No time like Christmas time!!!

Or, Hammer Time!!! Yeah, I'm a little eccentric! Anyway, myspace is really pissing me off tonight!!! This is the third time I've statred writing this blog because it was mysteriously deleted the ...
Posted by Amanda on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 11:44:00 PST

My Christmas Wishlist!!!

So, for those of you who actually want to get me a present. Here is a list of things that I want and need (mostly want), anyway, here goes: An electric mixer mixing bowls a bread pan a casserole dish ...
Posted by Amanda on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 03:09:00 PST

Just keep swimming. . .

Just keep swimming. . . swimming. . . swimming. . . what do we do? we swim! OH I love to swwwiiiimmm! Sorry, I watched Finding Nemo the other day. Sometimes I feel like that though. Except it's jsut k...
Posted by Amanda on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 11:28:00 PST

Yeah, I'm a CLERK. . . . .

So, I've started working a second job at 7-11. Chris works there too, so now we are both convience store clerks. Oh, sweet irony!! Anyway, I'll be working most of the time. I'm not sure how school is ...
Posted by Amanda on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 12:08:00 PST