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TAYLOS

Can I buy one you cunts a drink?

About Me

Pretty much somes me up...

My Interests

LIKES: Traveling + Watermelon + My salt water fish tank + green tea + space exploration + history + challenges + carnies + dinosours + laughing + biology + anatomy + physiology + sociology + religion + recycling + braces + firearms + flowers + fireworks + heels + lingerie + pony tails + voyeurism + exhibitionism + mini skirts + talking shit + fantasy + fore play + boxing + role playing + back rubs + air guitiar + thunder + lightning + debauchery + beef jerky + bbq + pinball + poker + sex + sleep + spooning + stockings + Prescription drugs + accents + ebonics + flexing + freckles + water sports + toys + liberal politics + clean sheets+ jim beam + gardening + sushi + camping + dancing + hiking + puppies + love + chaos + school + soft skin + geeks + big lips + music + crop circles + candy + art + family and friends +And of course Fuck it, all at once! DISLIKES: judgemental people + liars + cheaters + stalkers + drama + GOP politics + warm beer + bills + waiting in lines + pretentious people + mini/raised trucks and those who drive them + boredom + gold diggers + clutter + whiners + usher and probably you!

I'd like to meet:

No one too cuntie, a reliable runyan canyon partner and Black Jesus.

BR

Music:

80's, Industrial, Punk, Funk, House, Gangsta Rap, Clasic Rock, However METAL is my drug of choice...

Movies:

Star Wars, Jackass, Clash of the Titans, Team America, Porkys, Apocalypse Now, Pootie Tang, porn, Zoolander, Bader Santa, Spinal Tap, Jason and the Argonauts, City of God, Dumb and Dumber, Cable Guy, Buffalo 66, Evil Dead, Army of Darkness, Hellraiser, Best in Show, Scarface, Beavis and Butt-Head, Whiteboyz, anything John Waters..... ....

Television:

Football, Basketball, Absolutely FABULOUS, History channel, Animal planet, Dr. Phil, So you think you can Dance

Books:

Yeah...What about them?

Heroes:

My Momma!!!