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About Me

Bass Master Chuck's neck is red, Bass Master Chuck's collar is blue, Bass Master Chuck likes to fish, Bass Master Chuck wants to know how about you?
Bass Master Chuck was born in Bayou Le Batre(buy-u-la-bat-tree) back in the summer of '79. Bass Master Chuck got the name Chuck by momma and Bass Master after Bass Master Chuck caught Bass Master Chuck's first bass immediately after birth. Bass Master Chuck was given the perfect mane by God's grace, and Bass Master Chuck acknowledges that without it Bass Master Chuck would be a no one. Bass Master Chuck now competes on the Professional Bass Fishin tour and works as Head Stacker at JT's tires in Atlanta. Here are some facts about Bass Master Chuck:
1. Bass Master Chuck drinks only PBR, Natty Light, and on pay days Miller Lite.
2. Bass Master Chuck can drink a 12 pack in a sittin. Bass Master Chuck calls this a slow 12 minutes.
3. Bass Master Chuck never refers to himself as I or me. NEVER.
4. Bass Master Chuck does not go fishin, Bass Master Chuck goes fish catchin. Fishin implies that Bass Master Chuck might fail.
5. Bass Master Chuck has won the award for best hair for the past 3 years at the red neck games in Dublin, GA.
6. Sometimes Bass Master Chuck refers to himself as Buck Master Chuck dependin on the season or number of beers in his body.
7. Bass Master Chuck only eats bass, vinison, and Totino's Pizza Rolls. Nothin else.
8. Bass Master Chuck is never sober. NEVER.
9. Bass Master Chuck once set the record for most fish caught in an hour. Bass Master Chuck caught 976 bass, 27 Catfish, and 2 Crappe. Bass Master Chuck strung them all up on one hair from Bass Master Chuck's mane.
10. Bass Master Chuck's mane clippins are used as grass seed for Augusta National.
11. Bass Master Chuck is business and party no matter where you look at Bass Master Chuck mane.
12. Bass Master Chuck was pulled out of the womb by his mane. Bass Master Chuck used Bass Master Chuck's ambilical cord and a hair from Bass Master Chuck's mane to catch a bass in the foutain outside the hospital immediatly after birth.
14. Bass Master Chuck believes the number thirteen is the devil.
15. The chief export of Bass Master Chuck is urine.
16. Bass Master Chuck doesn't read books. Bass Master Chuck knows they are best used as flotation devices.
17. Bass Master Chuck once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. Bass Master Chuck spent the first 45 minutes field dressing the kill
18. Bass Master Chuck doesn't use pickup lines, Bass Master Chuck simply strokes Bass Master Chuck's mane and stash.
19. Bass Master Chuck always wears polarized sunglasses so Bass Master Chuck can see through the glare of water and catch a fish at anytime.
20. Bass Master Chuck is 1/8 Red Man. This has nothing to do with his ancestry it is because Bass Master Chuck chews 25 lbs. of Red Man a day.
21. Bass Master Chuck always wears T-shirts or wife beaters. Anything else is for folks who wear pink and pop their collars.
22. Country Music singer Travis Tritt is Bass Master Chuck's stunt doublel. Bass Master Chuck calls on him whenever Bass Master Chuck is sensing T-R-O-U-B-L-E.
23. Bass Master Chuck won a gold metal in bass fishin during the winter games. This feat was most remarkable considering Bass Master Chuck caught the fish at center ice during the womans free skate.
24. Bass Master Chuck is the only human who truly has eyes in the back of his head. It is to bad Bass Master Chuck has never been able to see anything through Bass Master Chucks illustrious brown mane.
25. Bass Master Chuck does not use pick up lines Bass Master Chuck just reels the women in.
26. Bass Master Chuck is 30% Bass 20% Master 10% Chuck 4.2%Alcohol (the same ratio as Miller Lite) and the rest is Stash and Mane.
27. The BMC and Layla are soul mates. The BMC will never put himself before Layla. Never.
28. Bass Master Chuck once sold out a nation wide arena tour by playing only air guitar to Journey's greatest hits followed by an encore preformance of Hank Williams Jr's "A Country Boi Can Survive."
29. BMC is currently suing SweetWater Brewery. The companies label clearly depicts BMC catching a delicious bass. BMC feels a complimentary T-shirt will be equal compensation.
30. From Nicklas: "The BMC is truly a man who posses the speed of puma, strength of a bear, and the wisdom of a man! Miller lite should be free one day a month!!!!!!"
31. The Bass Master is currently taken time off from the fishin, to be the starting quarterback of the Buffalo Bills. The BMC added another master as The BMC is now know as The Buffalo Master in The National Football League.
32. The Bass Master Chuck uses a modified version of the dewey decimal system and it goes as such. One, Two, Earnhardt, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Junior, Nine, Tony Stewart is a Bitch.
33. Bass Master Chuck........Women want to be with him.....Men want to be him.

My Interests

Bass fishin, Buck huntin, bass fishin, ladies, bass fishin, PBR, bass fishin, drinking pearl from a can and JD black, bass fishin, stroking Bass Master Chuck's mane, bass fishin, strokin Bass Master Chuck's stash, bass fishin, my 87 Camero IROC (wtih Primer painted hood), bass fishin, NASCAR (Jeff Gordon putts from the rough), bass fishin, drag racin, bass fishing, gas station video poker, bass fishin, fireworks, bass fishin, trailors, bass fishin, double wides, bass fishin, Grand Ole' Opery, bass fishin, my huntin hounds, and bass fishin.

I'd like to meet:

Ladies, fishers, hunters and anyone else who thinks Bass Master Chuck is cool. Feel free to send Bass Master Chuck a message and Bass Master Chuck will be sure to get back to you. Bass Master Chuck loves the people and wants you to become hooked on the friendship lure, and join the Bass Master Chuck friendship school.
Love,
The BMC

Music:

Johnny Cash, Waylon Jennings, David Allan Coe, Patsy Cline, Hank Williams, Hank Williams Jr., Willie Nelson, Poison, GNF'inR, Charlie Daniels Band, Alabama, Skynard, Charley Pride, George Jones
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Movies:

Joe Dirt, Deliverence, The Good, The Bad, The Ugly, Walkin Tall, Walk the Line, Missing in Action, Delta Force, Rambo 2, Cool Hand Luke

Television:

Walker Texas Ranger, Jimmy Houston's Outdoors, This Old House, Little House on the Parie, The Bob Newhart Show (Daryll, and Daryll are kin), Gun Smoke, Bonaza, MASH, ESPN on Saturday Mornin

Books:

Bass Magazines but only the pictures.

Socially Smart

As a socially smart person, you are best with others in real-life situations. This type of intelligence is closely linked to being 'street smart.' Theories and such are not much concern: the things that matter tend to be those which you can see, feel, touch - what you can really experience. This knowledge comes to you both out of a natural knowledge, as well as learning from the situations you find yourself in.

60% applied intelligence
20% learned intelligence

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Heroes:

All fishers hero Mr Jimmy Houston:

Chuck Norris, Rick Flair (Whoooooo), and momma

My Blog

The BMC has a stalker!

It seems the press can not get enough of The BMC. Here The BMC is again on the internet. Everyone loves The BMC, this is just proof. Look top rightLove,The BMC...
Posted by Bass Master Chuck on Wed, 10 May 2006 07:26:00 PST

BMC Goes To Beer Fest

After getting back from The BMC's month long journey to the African Coast The BMC was in need of goin out. The BMC heard the whispers of a beer fesival but thought the news was too good to be true. ...
Posted by Bass Master Chuck on Mon, 08 May 2006 08:59:00 PST

Bass Master Chuck is a Celebrity!!!!

Believe it or not but Bass Master Chuck is slowly becoming a celebrity. Bass Master Chuck noticed that paparazzi were on The BMC's heels the whole weekend and here is proof. Atlanta Illustrated Love...
Posted by Bass Master Chuck on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 09:13:00 PST

Bass Master Chuck at the Crawfish Festival

Bass Master Chuck has always had a soft spot for Pearl Jam. So when The BMC heard there would be a crawfish festival and a PJ cover band The BMC knew it was event he was attendin. The BMC wanted to ...
Posted by Bass Master Chuck on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 07:58:00 PST