Member Since: 2/20/2006
Band Website: muffchunk.co.uk
Band Members:
RYAN (aka The Mooch) mainly deals with the nudity and swearing aspect of the band, with some limited experience of throwing shapes left, right and centre. Also doubles as a classically trained singer and general frontman (read frontman as "imbecile"). Contact him on his myspace account "The Mooch"
CARL (aka Charlie Treaclebeans Mimslopper or The Ocho) has The Funk. He found living with a half man/half fish monster called Old Gregg and had to pull it out of his man-gina (like a vagina but for men). Now the proud owner of The Funk, he grossly mis-uses this by playing bass like a leper having a stroke to his own beat in his head. He's on myspace as his alter ego, as above.
JAMES (aka Magical Poncenby Smythe Fanar-Fanar) is the man with the rhythm. Inspirational on the simplistic music scene, his lack of any real talent on guitar has given us focus to write some of our best stuff to date. With his own individual style of guitar-playing it's no surprise we call him "The Bum Strummer". On myspace as just "James"
JON (aka Eskimo Joe) A legend in his native country, this guy is living the dream most Inuits would kill a moose for. Look deep into the parka and you will see a steely determination in his eyes. When he is not playing his guitar, Jon likes to relax with ladies, trim his pubes and wax obscenities onto the backs of hairy mammals. On myspace as "Eskimo Joe"
DARREN (aka Mr chainsaw) When he is not playing with muffchunk,the multi talented member of the band sometimes likes to work on a little side project he calls british beef. where he gets lots of attention from fat twelve year olds, as he is not keen on fat kids you can often find him with a pipe in his mouth relaxing to the musical; the sound of music. On myspace as "Mr Chainsaw"
SAM he is the new member to our outfit, he likes to strumm and humm.
when sam isnt with us chunk muffers he likes to run around in a silly uniform and say things like "comms". he may talk funny and wear pink ties but we love him all the same. on myspace as "Samson".
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Influences: We like loads of stuff, we mix Indie in with rock, put some Ska-punk in, Jon will throw in a smidgen of folk to mix it up. James likes to go a bit electro every now and again, whereas Carl likes it funky. Not entirely sure what it ends up as.
Sounds Like: Keep checking the page for tracks such as "Genetically modified superslut", "4 way coffee shop whore" and the timeless classic "my flatmate Steve is a cunt with a shit jacket".
Record Label: Pieface records
Type of Label: Indie