jokes |
WHERE WOULD YOU BE:IF YOU HAD ALL THE MONEY YOUR HEART DESIRES?IF YOU HAD NO WORRIES?IF YOU CAME HOME AND THE FINEST MEAL IS AWAITING YOU?IF YOUR BATHWATER HAD BEEN RUN?IF YOU HAD THE PERFECT K...
Posted by Lori on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 02:44:00 PST |
Golf terms that sound dirty |
Golf is one of our most beloved pastimes, like darts and filing lawsuits. The following are real terms related to golf equipment. Golf nuts will find this funny. Normal people, not so much.
Acce...
Posted by Lori on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 04:11:00 PST |
Easter |
well it's Easter sunday and I'm spending it with the kid's . Making dinner and all that good stuff ,I hope everyone enjoys the holiday. Find a special place to be today and love your family. I know I'...
Posted by Lori on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 02:24:00 PST |
jokes |
One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a verysexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."So he tied her up and went golfing.*****************...
Posted by Lori on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 10:00:00 PST |
Erma Bombeck |
IF I HAD MY LIFE TO LIVE OVER
by Erma Bombeck
I would have talked less and listened more.
I would have invited friends over to dinner, even if the carpet wasstained and the sofa faded.
I would ...
Posted by Lori on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 01:27:00 PST |
Bus Stoppp |
Tight Skirt, Bus Stop
One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt. When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt...
Posted by Lori on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 05:43:00 PST |
THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER |
THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER
Fresh from the shower, I stood in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts were too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he unc...
Posted by Lori on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 05:57:00 PST |
Subject: THIS IS WHAT LOVE IS ALL ABOUT!!! |
It was a busy morning, approximately 8:30 a.m.,
when an elderly gentleman
in his 80's, arrived to have stitches removed from
his thumb. He stated
that he was in a hurry as he had an app...
Posted by Lori on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 04:08:00 PST |
Shit lol |
The Most Functional English Word?!?!?!?> > >> > > Well, it's shit...that's right, shit!> > > Shit may just be the most functional> > > word in the English language.> > >> > > Consider:> > > &nbs...
Posted by Lori on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 02:06:00 PST |
Got this email had to share |
PEOPLE COME INTO YOUR LIFE FOR A REASON
I am sending this to you to see how many actually read their e-mail. Your response will be interesting. Pay attention to what you read. After you have ...
Posted by Lori on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 04:38:00 PST |
