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Boys with glossy lips are gay

A donkey gon' do what a donkey gon' do.

About Me

Pearls and an afro are a testament to my oxymoronic nature.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Lindsey, darling.
Birthday: May 25
Birthplace: Morristown, duh!
Current Location: Don't make me slap you.
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'5"...ok, ok. 5'4" (and 3/4)
Right Handed or Left Handed: I can do it all! With the right hand, that is.
Your Heritage: You think you know, but you have no idea.
The Shoes You Wore Today: I'm on vacation and addicted to MySpace. I doubt I'm even going to wipe my ass today.
Your Weakness:
Your Fears: God.
Your Perfect Pizza: Greasy, cheesey, tomatoy, semi-crusty, calorie free
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Figure out what I really want from life.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL...is that a phrase?
Thoughts First Waking Up: Whose breath is smelling like that?! Oh...
Your Best Physical Feature: The 'fro...and my lovely lady lumps.
Your Bedtime: When it happens, it happens.
Your Most Missed Memory: MJ's party in 2005 at Cipriani...and high school days of sneaking cigarettes on Harrison.
Pepsi or Coke: I don't drink carbonated beverages.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Mickie-D's...if I did fast food.
Single or Group Dates: Single! What is this? High school?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Both have High Fructose Corn Syrup. So neither.
Chocolate or Vanilla:
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Do you have a cigarette?
Do you Swear: On what?
Do you Sing: Shamelessley
Do you Shower Daily:
Have you Been in Love: Of course.
Do you want to go to College: I've been. Love it. Going back.
Do you want to get Married: Of course.
Do you belive in yourself: I really do.
Do you get Motion Sickness: I'm not too sure about that.
Do you think you are Attractive: Honey, I am FIERCE! I hope that every woman learns to feel that about her self.
Are you a Health Freak: Some might say.
Do you get along with your Parents: Now, what exactly do you mean by "get along"?
Do you like Thunderstorms: Only when I'm alone and the house is clean.
Do you play an Instrument: The violin very badly; Mary Had a Little Lamb on the piano. Maracas.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Sort of. I had half an amaretto sour. All the ice I put in it made each sip taste more and more like water. Does that still count?
In the past month have you Smoked: Ha!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Does Aleve count?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No, but then again, our generation doesn't know how to date. What ever happened to courtship?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Oh yea. I'm a "Jersey Girl" for crying out loud.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I believe Oreos come in packages, thank you very much...and no.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No, which is a rarity.
In the past month have you been on Stage: A sound stage.
In the past month have you been Dumped: No.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Does bathtime count?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No, actually.
Ever been Drunk: No...seriously. I wish.
Ever been called a Tease: HA!
Ever been Beaten up: No.
Ever Shoplifted: Not so much "shoplift" as simply take what was already mine. It's not my problem they didn't know.
How do you want to Die: However He sees fit.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Happy, fulfilled, thankful, and learned.
What country would you most like to Visit:
what makes a girl sexy...
Favourite Eye Color:
Favourite Hair Color:
Short or Long Hair:
Height:
Weight:
Best Clothing Style:
Number of Drugs I have taken:
Number of CDs I own: Less than 20, I'm sure.
Number of Piercings:
Number of Tattoos:
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Everything happens for a reason. I may not like all the things I've done, but what's the use in regreting the things that can't be un- or re-done?
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
You are a City Girl!
Whether you live in the city or not, you've got the heart of a city girl.
You're up on the latest trends - what's hot in music, food, and fashion.
And you love to be on the go. Your perfect day is filled with tons of fun.
Your perfect guy is a city guy, so head to LA, NYC, Sydney, or London to find him! What Kind of Girl Are You?

My Interests

THE PINK AND THE GREEN.Andre Leon Tally is King. And we are all mere peasants under his reign.
My Power Color Is Teal
At Your Highest:

You feel accomplished and optimistic about the future.

At Your Lowest:

You feel in a slump and lack creativity.

In Love:

You tend to be many people's ideal partner.

How You're Attractive:

You make people feel confident and accepted.

Your Eternal Question:

"What Impression Am I Giving?" What's Your Power Color?
You Are a Strawberry Blonde
Men see you as flirtatious, but they also see you as a challenge
Because you're totally fearless and carefree
You've got the lightheartedness of a blonde, with the attitude of a redhead How Blonde Are You?

I'd like to meet:

I like cool people. Just do me a favor and don't be too weird or try to steal from me.

Music:

The version of Marques Houston's "Naked" featuring Mike Jones is oh so grown and sexy, Stevie Wonder, Ray Charles (long before the movie), Phish and the Beatles (Junior year, Jess B., the Frog, Western Ave...'nuff said), David Bowie (any white boy that can handle a black woman is always at the top of my list, ey Mike?), that joint by Kanye West and the lead from Maroon 5 is INSANE, Cold Play, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Blink 182 (hi Travis), Nas, Nas' dad at the Hip-Hop Awards, Muddy Waters, BILLIE HOLIDAY, Randy Newman (short people DO have a reason to live...I just wouldn't know), Eryka Badu, Marvin Gay, Miles Davis, the beats to "Jigga What" and Janet Jackson featuring Busta Rymes "Yes", Al Green, Common, Nick Drake, Friluse (but only cuz I love Jeff), Lil' Kim (Marc Jacobs 2005 was and always will be the best night of my life), Vivaldi, Beyonce, Justin Timberlake, Sara Vaughn, Lauren Hill, the Fugees, Elton John, and people that think they can sing but can't...like Britney Spears. Yeah, I said it. What?
Your Reputation Is: Mystery Girl
You're the girl that everyone is trying to figure out.
Men are attracted to your intriguing persona - and women want to copy it! What's Your Reputation?

Movies:

Crash, 54, Clueless, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, Funny Face, Roman Holiday, Rebecca of Sunny Brook Farms, Carmen (the original starring D.D.), The Family Stone, School Days, The House of Sand and Fog is one of the most touching films I've ever seen, Cleopatra (with Elizabeth Taylor)...Cleo is truely the baddest bitch!Your results:
You are Wonder Woman But a browner version. Which makes you Foxy Brown. Way better. Wonder Woman 82% Spider-Man 75% Green Lantern 75% Robin 62% Superman 60% The Flash 60% Supergirl 52% Catwoman 50% Iron Man 45% Batman 35% Hulk 35% You are a beautiful princess
with great strength of character.
Click here to take the "Which Superhero am I?" quiz...

Television:

Best Week Ever (hi Larry). I'm in LOVE with Run's House. Sex in the City (bet you saw that coming). Oh, and that episode of that show on MTV I was in.
You Are a Rainbow
Breathtaking and rare
You are totally enchanting and intriguing
But you usually don't stick around long!

You are best known for: your beauty

Your dominant state: seducing What Type of Weather Are You?

Books:

The Art of War by Sun Tzu, The Wedding by Dorthey West, just about anything W.E.B. DuBois (...if you can get through it, that is), The BAP Handbook (if it takes you more than a day to read, you're awefully simple), Mama's Girl by Veronica Chambers, ***The Great Gatsby is the worst, most ill-conceived, and incomplete piece of work ever published***, Milk In My Coffee by Jerome Dickie, Goosebumps books...if you're 12, Our King of People by L. O. Graham (do a paper on it. It'll freak your sociology professor out. Trust me).
You Are a Classic Beauty!
You have a timeless beauty that looks great in every decade
Instead following trends, you stick to what works
And this means you never skimp on your beauty routine
Upside? Your classic looks tends to attract gentlemen - not boys. What Type of Beauty Are You?

Heroes:

Every young mother with a job, getting her degree, or doing all the things she should. Never let a presumed "mistake" become your crutch or handicap.
You Are 31 Years Old
Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.

13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.

20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.

30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!

40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax. What Age Do You Act?

My Blog

Who loves sardines?

Before Monday night the only way I'd ever had sardines was southern style (my dad's introduction...grits, butter, sardines folded in...sounds awful but awesome, in fact). And then, the last time I'd e...
Posted by Boys with glossy lips are gay on Thu, 17 May 2007 09:56:00 PST

'Nigga' is OK for NO ONE

Dear Friends:This is probably long overdue but I've had enough. NO ONE should say or use 'nigger' in any form...not with an '-ah' or an '-az' at the end...not even if you are black. This is NOT a term...
Posted by Boys with glossy lips are gay on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 09:14:00 PST

I eat broccoli and drink tea for dinner

Dear Friends: There are so many strange things to ponder. But being one's self should never be a question. I sit here in my mild state of delirium. I am thankful for my haves and haven'ts. Never step ...
Posted by Boys with glossy lips are gay on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 10:18:00 PST

I'm in love

Oh my dear Friends, I have never had a man do me the way he did last night. There will NEVER be another, and I know you know what I'm talkin' 'bout. The way he stroked it and had ...
Posted by Boys with glossy lips are gay on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 11:46:00 PST

I've found it

Dear Friends, It's an incredible feeling when you realize that you haven't quite moved on the way you thought you had. There will always be that one from which you will never get closure. Or...
Posted by Boys with glossy lips are gay on Tue, 30 May 2006 10:20:00 PST

There is a fine line between sexy and shameless

Dear Friends, I think it's funny when people don't realize they're wack. I know of at least three dudes that are so wrapped up in their "sexy", they pass that delicate threshold between...
Posted by Boys with glossy lips are gay on Wed, 03 May 2006 11:49:00 PST