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Brandon

Kick all that is bad in the ass, Live life through happy times and have fun as much as you can. Don'

About Me

I would say that I'm a humorous and outgoing person when you get to know me. I like to make people laugh and smile all the time. I grew up with good morals. I know how to be respectful towards people that are respectful towards me, If you can't treat me the way I would have treated you (which would be nice of course), then you have no purpose talking to me. I would also say that I'm a hard working person, Creative when it comes to ideas and my Interests that I have. I like to have fun when I can but I also make time to relax. I'm looking forward to enjoying the good thing's in life.



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My Interests

Computers (Troubleshooting, Fixing and playing on them) , Technology, Drawing (Cartooning, Comic Strips, Realistic), , Painting on Canvas, 3D Generated images and Photo Manipulation, Playing Guitar, Playing Piano, Poker, Jokes, Paintball, Outdoors, Hanging out with my friends, Fast Cars (Muscle cars, Exotic cars "Mazda RX7, Saleen S7 Twin Turbo, Honda NSX, De Tomaso Pantera, Bugatti Veyron, Mclaren F1, Koenigsegg CCX") , Fighter Jets & Vintage War Planes (FA-18 Super Hornet, F-22 Raptor, F-16 Fighting Falcon, Thunderbirds, Blue Angels, B-17 Flying Fortress, P-51 Mustang.)

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet a girl that is Respectful, Nice, has Good Morals, and a great sense of humor. She must be able to have a good time once and awhile and appreciate the good times in life just like I do.
You Should Drive a Corvette
You don't just like to drive on the road, you like to own it. You live to intimidate other drivers with your car's muscle power! What Sports Car Should You Drive? I would like to take the time to appreciate all of our troops for what they have done to defend and fight for what they believe in. Thanks for all your efforts and devotion for this country. "Bless those who declare war, they're usually to old; to fight and die." April 16, 1972 1:30 am Sunday Morning Written by: Ray Boling/My Father Who Served in the Vietnam war 9 months, 9 days & 9 hours to fight for what he believed in. I also thank you Dad for everything you did and for being such a strong human being.

Music:

Genres: Heavy Metal, Punk Rock, Oldies, Rap, Rapcore, Blues, Some 80's, Some Techno, New Age Bands: Dope, Disturbed, Tool, Megadeth, AC/DC, System of a Down, KORN, TWO, Pennywise, Agent 51, The Doors, Jimi Hendrix, Scorpions, Creedance Clearwater Revival (CCR), The Beatles, Eminem, DMX, Ice Cube, DA Smart, Fort Minor, Limp Bizkit, BB King, Eric Clapton, The Police, Journey, VNV Nation, Daft Punk, Paul Oakenfold, Crystal Method, Prodigy, Amethystium, Enigma, Etc....... Local Bands: Broken from Silence, Life from Death, Hit By A Bus, Rum Fits, Aphotic Blitz, Left Brain

Movies:

Genres: Action, Sci-Fi, Some Drama, Comedies Movies: Iron Man, Beowulf, Cloverfield, Indiana Jones Trilogy, Gladiator, Face Off, Live Free Die Hard, TRANSFORMERS, Star Wars Trilogy, Superman Trilogy (The new Superman Returns kicks ass), Lord of the Ring's Trilogy, The Matrix Trilogy, Stealth, SAW I,II III & IV, The Chronicles of Narnia - The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe, Pirates of the Caribbean, The Green Mile, The Island, Family Guy Presents Blue Harvest, Superbad, Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story, Saving Private Ryan, Brave Heart, Night At The Museum, The Longest Yard, Click, Napoleon Dynamite, Son-In-Law, Encino Man, Ghostbusters I & II, Honey I Shrunk The Kids, Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey, Fun with Dick and Jane, Wedding Crashers, Me, Myself & Irene, Harry and the Henderson's, Etc.......

Television:

I don't watch a whole lot of television but when I do these are the ones I like the most: The George Lopez Show, Speed Channel, That 70's Show, Prision Break, The History Channel, Dog The Bounty Hunter, Chris Angel Mind Freak, Gene Simmons Family Jewels, G4 TV, Family Guy (One Funny Ass Show), CSI Miami, Blue Collar TV, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Wrestling Society X, Poker Shows, Etc.......

Books:

The Bible, The Purpose Driven Life, Band of Brother's

Heroes:

God & Jesus, My Parents, Both of my Grandfather's, Those who ever fought in war to let us receive our freedom.

My Blog

A Bad Memory not forgotten.

A Bad Memory not forgotten.Vision becomes difficult for I am almost blindA bad experience to come as it is about to unwindScared I am, but also prepared for my own warsAs I lay here being wheeled away...
Posted by Brandon on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 02:43:00 PST

Kemosabe Waters the Bushes Joke

Kemosabe Waters the Bushes Joke:One day Lone Ranger and his side kick Tonto were out riding when Lone Ranger jad to take a piss. So Lone Ranger goes over to the bush pulls down his pants and then he s...
Posted by Brandon on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 04:19:00 PST

Another Dumb Blonde Joke

 A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes...
Posted by Brandon on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 12:10:00 PST

Gravity-Defying Tequila Joke

  A guy is sitting at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He's slamming tequila left and right. He grabs one, drinks it, goes over to a window and jumps out. The guy who was sit...
Posted by Brandon on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 12:07:00 PST