Kamakazee Ozzie - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Well, I am a really strange guy, lets just say that, I strive to make people laugh, because if people are not laughing, then my job has not been done properly. I am really into punk music, or as it is called now, alternative, but will listen to anything as long as it does not suck. (I would let you know if it did) For some reason, I am a freakishly tall mexican, dont ask why, maybe some kink in my DNA, but who cares, I know I dont. I am a huge car fanatic, I love cars. But if I had to choose one car company, it would be Ferrari. I just love the fact that the Italians inject so much soul into their cars. Its more that a car, its a living being, I think its because Italians have such a passion for what they do. That being said, I also have a relationship with the Lord. I know what people who know me are thinking, "yea right Cory, have another beer!" But no, even though it doesnt look like it sometimes, I am tring to better my life, and live for the Lord, I am getting better at it though.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Lets see, for starters, the top of my list is Bruce Cambell, Charlie Sheen, Christopher Walkin, Jet Lee, and Peter Solberg. I also want to meet Bruce Wayne, but he is not real so that might not happen, and I also do not have the money to go to Gotham City. I would love to meet the CEO of Market Street so i can kick him square in the throat

My Blog

societies slow suicide

ok, so here is the deal, gas is at four fucking dollars a gallon! and anylists say it might be at five by the end of the summer. what the hell? i remember when it was one seventy, with me drivin...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 01:08:00 GMT

oh damn

you know what? when you are drunk, there should be a designated friend to talk to when you want to talk to them. becase i am drunk and i want to talk to someone and i am forced to talk to no one, beca...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 00:27:00 GMT

presuming too much!

i just realized something else. i hate people who dont understand something, so they assume what they know, and make fun of it. as most of you know, i am a fan of anime, so i dont like it ...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 21:05:00 GMT

believing on nothing

You know, the collective stupidity of people never fail to amaze me. I want to know what people think. "I am the only person on the road, so Im gonna do whatever the hell i want!" i see it...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 20:58:00 GMT

blind after all

well, guess what? i broke my glasses, yes thats right, they are toast. so now i cant see for shit, and whenever i read i go cross eyed, going to show just how hard i concentrate to read i guess....
Posted by on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 20:38:00 GMT

peace

well, i have a theory, as you all know, i am a dishwasher, so i have alot of time to think back there. do you think that if people really wanted peace we would have it? look at it this way, as l...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 20:55:00 GMT

quick fix

i would like to change something on one of my blogs. on an earlier one i talked about how much i hated ugg boots right? well, i still hate them, but when i see a hot woman with track shorts and ugg bo...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 06:38:00 GMT

on my mind

well, i have had this on my mind and i thought that i would post it to put my mind at ease. i love dc pepper. everyday for the past four years i have drank that stuff and it has never gotten old...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 20:53:00 GMT

band names

you know what, i have had all these things on my head, and they stay there for a while, so i am just going to release them on this blog. and yes they are band names, now this is a disclaimer, they are...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 21:02:00 GMT

can you rap?

ok, let me put this out there, i like rap music, not all of it, but i do like eminem, 50 cent, jay-z, after that, not much else interests me. now to get to my point, i dont think women should ra...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 09:10:00 GMT