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NEO-VIKINGS

Pillaging A Town Near You!!!

About Me

The Norse Gods of Old have returned. We are here because our once lost culture of reeking havoc upon the world has been gone for far too long but since this is modern day and there are ...."laws"... whatever the fuck those are, we gotta go about things differently. We the gods Tyr, Fenrir, Thor, Dagur, Ymir, Forseti, and Kelgor led by Odin king of the gods have returned to destroy all those who stand in are way or even just slightly to the side. Reincarnated as human beings in Long Island we have been sent by Odin to create a myspace for his second coming. All who oppose will tremble in fear and piss there pants as we steal your riches, and RAPE your womens. All shall bow before us OR BE INSULTED SEVERELY.-Fenrir

My Interests

Odin: King of the GodsFenrir: Wolf od the ApocalypseTyr: God of WarKelgor: God of SavagryDagur: God of StrengthYmir:Vali: Son of OdinVidar: God of Silent PowerForseti: God of JusticeThor: God of ThunderNEW MEMBERS COMING SOON!

I'd like to meet:

Eric The Red, Leif Eriksson, Björn Järnsida, and Ragnar Lodbrok. All Viking legends and Kings. we pulled these names off a google search, and never thought or cared to find out what these guys actually did. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- --

Music:

Rabbit Junk, the official band of the Neo-Vikings.

Books:

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Heroes:

The GODS need no heroes. WE ARE HEROES. We are the gods damnit NOW WORSHIP AND FEAR.

My Blog

In Case You Didnt Feel Like Showing Up JUNE 29, 2007 BBQ REVIEW

soooo, finally i get around to talking about our big party last week. it went off without a hitch! by the time the party began, there wasnt a single problem. some tension between the crew before ...
Posted by NEO-VIKINGS on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 02:10:00 PST

Neo-Vikings State of the Union Address (2)

hey all, Odin here, just wanted to check in and see whats good with the rediculous world known as the "viking-space". In retrospect 2006, the year we formed, was filled with alot of great events...
Posted by NEO-VIKINGS on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 04:58:00 PST

OFFICIAL neoviking welcoming statement (.1)

For everyone, especially those new to the Viking space:   Welcome to what I can only describe as a bunch of disillusioned suburban fools attempt at fighting boredom. With that said we recently we...
Posted by NEO-VIKINGS on Tue, 09 May 2006 09:04:00 PST

THE VIKINGS HAVE LOST AND GAINED NEW MEMBERS

CHRISTINA RIGA AND FRANKIE DOUGHERTY ARE OUT OF THE VIKINGS-LET THEM ROT TOGETHER IN THE WORLD OF MIDGUARD FOR THEY WILL FOREVER BE OUT OF THE VIKINGS AND OUT OF OUR HEARTS. THEY ARE DEAD TO US. WE HA...
Posted by NEO-VIKINGS on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 07:18:00 PST