Adam

Well, im 240 pounds of solid, rock-hard muscle. I have been known to crack coconut shells with my thighs and when I flex, the Earth shakes (in fact, I have been responsible for 17 of last 32 earthquakes). I have abs of steel...no really i do! Its the best exercise video ever! ;) heh heh j/k. If I could have one magic power it would be to make inanimate objects (toys, furnature, stuffed animals etc ) talk--b/c it would be priceless to watch people's reactions when they think that they are alone. Oh hum, im running out of things to say....doo dah, doo dah. Contrary to popular belief, my favorite food is not liver...though, it definitely ranks in the top 10 if you serve it with a chocolate glaze and walnuts! Mmmmm mmmmm good. I have never jumped out of an airplane, though sometimes i fantacize about building sandcastles...really big ones with moats and sand-dragons that spit real fire to defend the beach. I like football alot...all sports actually...but for the life of me, cant figure out why people watch fishing or bowling or poker on TV. Maybe its just me?? Perhaps, I dont have the free-time to fully enjoy and appreciate the entertainment value that such tv programs offer? Hmmm, though after this random b-llshit of a paragraph people may question the validity of such a statement ;)Well, if you made it through this entire blurb, you probably know a lot less about me that you did when you first started. Happy NewYears!!! ;)