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Moustacheride

The ladies are lined up around the block...

About Me

"I wish I had a pencil thin mustache The boston blackie kind A two toned ricky ricardo jacket And an autographed picture of andy devineI remember bein’ buck-toothed and skinny Writin’ fan letters to sky king and penny Oh I wish I had a pencil thin mustache Then I could solve some mysteries too"

My Interests

Brazilian Waxes, bryl-cream.. a little dab’ll do yah!!

I'd like to meet:

Tom Selleck, Burt Reynolds, Gene Shallot, Frida Kahlo, Ned Flanders, Hitler, John Waters, Jesus, Freddy Mercury, John Oates, Cheech, Kenny Rogers, Earl Hickey, Jeff Foxworthy, Phil Jackson, Pat O'Brien, Ron Burgundy, Frank Salinas, Patti Smith, Prince, Richard Pryor, Steadmen, Dr Phil, Montell Williams, Geraldo Rivera, Wilford Brimley, Walt Disney, Captain Hook, Nathan Wind, Charles Barkley, GORDON, Rance Mulliniks, Carl Weathers, Magnum PI, Gallagher, Mike Ditka, Floyd (from the Muppets), Rollie Fingers, Taylor Hawkins, Dave Grohl, Arsenio Hall, Captain Kangaroo, Johnny Depp, LAMONT, Lionel Richie, Roberto Duran, Clarence Thomas, HULK HOGAN, Juan Valdez, Bill Buckner (Go RED SOX), Gary Gnu, Billy Dee Williams, Rudy Ray Moore, Leon Spinks, TONY CLIFTON, Gary Dell'Abate, Don King...oh and the PRINGLES guy, Ted Nugent, SADDAM, Guy Oseary, Steve Stephens, Kip Dynamite, Pedro Sanchez, UNCLE RICO, Chino Moreno, Frank Delgado, Stef Carpenter, Fu Manchu, Bo Brady, Michael Chertoff, Nick Spanos, Colonel Sanders, Garth Brooks, Chris Gaines, John Rich (Big and Rich), Scotty Tobinski, John Bolton, The guy from The Killers, The FLEM, all 3 Super Mario Brothers.

Music:

Pencil Thin Moustache - Jimmy Buffet, Walk This Way - Aerosmith, Whisper Song - Ying Yang Twins, Fu Manchu

Movies:

My Big Fat Greek Wedding, Up In Smoke, Smokey and The Bandit, Anchorman

Television:

Talk Sex with Dr. Sue Johanson

Heroes:

Ron Jeremy