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Doctor_Jones

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About Me

I'll steal beer bottles and hide them in the cushions of my couch. After a few days, I'll pull them out and pour them on the floor so I can drink the now rotten beer. Delicious!

My Interests

Long walks in the park, biting, sleeping

I'd like to meet:

Other attractive dogs (No fat chicks please).

Music:

Most punk and hard rock, the louder the better. I've been listening to the Vandals a lot lately. I hate soft rock and classic rock. The Moody Blues fucking blow. If the fat kid plays "Tuesday Afternoon" one more fucking time, I'm gonna eat his shoes and shit on the floor.

Movies:

Hate them

Television:

Whatever's on. I really don't understand what's going on anyway.

Books:

I like to eat paperbacks.

Heroes:

My mom.