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Jerry 

If you argue correctly...then you're never wrong.

About Me

I'm a proud father of 2 wonderful kids. Clayton is 13 and Makenna is 6. They grow up way too fast! I'm laid back and easy going. I still enjoy learning, rather it be from reading a book or watching a documentary on the Discovery channel. Like my kids, I continually ask WHY? I hope to hear differing opinions and possibly better ones. I reserve the right to change my mind at any given moment.Live the life you love...and CHEERS!!..
I've also reported on Hurricane Ike while wearing a  bikini top.See more funny videos at Funny or DieSee more funny videos at Funny or Die

My Interests

Music, Movies, Video Production, Percussion(playing in my band), Photography, Camping, Hiking, Concerts, My Kids, Reading, Listening to the river (Guadalupe), Freemasonry, The Knights Templar, Ancient History, Anthropology, Astronomy, etc. I also enjoy being a ninja, dressing as a monk and kicking a storm trooper's ass at The Renaissance Festival (true story)and of course being a body builder. I can probably lift 120 lbs. Maybe less.

PSA 'And Now You Know' - Don't Talk to Me
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I'd like to meet:

Dali Lama(again), Trey Anastasio, Hunter S. Thompson(before he died anyway), Jack Johnson. I'd settle for anyone who could engage in a meaningful conversation and express their thoughts without reciting something they were told to believe...unless they were a Jedi..then it would be OK.

Music:

Bands: Grateful Dead, Phish, Jack Johnson, The Gourds, Soulhat, Beck, Jamiroquai, The Black Crowes, Incubus, Trey Anastasio, G-Love, Matt Costa, Pink Floyd, Sublime, Jane's Addiction, Tom Petty, Wilco, SRV, Tool, ALO, The Flaming Lips, 311, Widespread Panic, The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Rolling Stones, Hayseed Dixie, Cross Canadian Ragweed, Luther Wright & The Wrongs, MILLION YEAR DANCE

Movies:

Donnie Darko, The Big Lebowski, O Brother Where Art Thou, Lost in Translation, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Life aquatic, Royal Tenenbaums, Adaptation, Magnolia, Pulp Fiction, Resevoir Dogs, Lord of the Rings, Memento, Usual Suspects, Napolean Dynamite, Superbad, Knocked Up, V for Vendetta, There Will be Blood, No Country for Old Men, Clash of the Titans, Talladega Nights, The Shining, Bad Santa and 3D Porn. (I could go on forever.)

Television:

LOST!!!!NASCAR: Jimmie Jonson, Survivorman, Man vs. Wild, Austin City Limits, Discovery Channel, National Geographic Ch., Weeds, Dexter, Heroes, Californication, My Name is Earl, The Office, Family Guy, South Park, Planet Earth, Borneo Expedition, Fearless Planet, Birth of the Universe and Little People, Big World.ANYTHING about Astronomy, Philosophy, Freemasons, Knights Templar, Tornadoes (Storm Chasers) and Midgets.Football: Dallas Cowboys and Aggies. Baseball: Astros Basketball: Rockets

Books:

The Celestine Prophecy, Ishmael, On the Road, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Hell's Angels, The Da Vinci Code, Angels & Demons and all of Robert McCammon's books.Paranoia for Dummies.I'm a schizophrenic...and So am I.

Heroes:

Dali Lama, Ghandi, Da Vinci, Einstein, Hunter S. Thompson, George Carlin and Astronauts(Midgets are in high regard as well.)Larry Briggs

My Blog

Shit Happens to All Religions!

Shit Happens.According to various religions and spiritual philosophiesTAOISM: Shit happens.CONFUCIANISM: Confucius say, "Shit happens".ZEN: What is the sound of shit happening?JESUITISM: If shit happe...
Posted by Jerry  on Fri, 07 Nov 2008 03:05:00 PST

Hot Dogs and Hot Dog Buns

Ever since I was a kid, I've been annoyed at the fact that hot dogs come ten to a package while buns come in either eight- or twelve-packs. What kind of evil bastard came up with this? I mean, matchbo...
Posted by Jerry  on Tue, 07 Oct 2008 04:06:00 PST

Buddha Quotes

All things appear and disappear because of the concurrence of causes and conditions. Nothing ever exists entirely alone; everything is in relation to everything else. Buddha Believe nothing, no matter...
Posted by Jerry  on Fri, 03 Oct 2008 06:12:00 PST

Buddha and Speculation

The Buddha always told his disciples not to waste their time and energy in metaphysical speculation. Whenever he was asked a metaphysical question, he remained silent. Instead, he directed his discipl...
Posted by Jerry  on Tue, 30 Sep 2008 06:12:00 PST

Larry Briggs

Wow. This is hard. Not because I can't think of a good story, but because there are too many. I've known Larry for such a long time. We were such great friends and I valued our friendship as much as o...
Posted by Jerry  on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 11:49:00 PST