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B-Poppin'

Whatever Bitch.

About Me


I am the illest, flyest, freshest, hypest, dopest, flava-fullest, meanest, trash-talkin', crip-walkin', PTA supportin', none coke-snortin', baby-kissin'-presidental campaignin', finger pointin' motherfucker you will ever meet. I... was raised in Russia by a bloodthirsty yet caring circus of gypsy scientists from space. I'm a sucker for emotionless eyes, cold hands, anonymous love letters, chapped fucking lips, and kicking people in the cunt. People who get the joke. People who dont give a shit, selective sluts, people who like driving with no aim. People who never fit in and not by choice. Contradictions with feet. In vain I try to convince myself that an integral part of the human condition is holding up a mirror to the nose of your soul to see if its breath fogs the glass.
Im high on cafeine and Recovering from Steelies.
Cheer up kid, its Transdesdyke Tuesday! A passion inducing toxin, A finger on the dampness, ready for the intense feeling of satisfaction (guaranteed) A Seductive, Longer- Lasting experience. Anytime. Anywhere. Secrets from the Industry of Lust. A Pink Attraction, a fatal reaction. An Object of affection... I crave your attention.
Use me to your advantage. Boner Leech is just a compound word for Slut. I work this corner... BITCH.

My Interests



- O.G. Triple O.G.
Milking your Prune.
Even in the Cold, Bitch!
Hair Dye (Greatest invention since the Advance Gas-Cooled Reactor)
Riding in cars with girls.
Carpet Toads.
Music near my lobes.
Eating your hair.
Rubber Bands.
Hick Flicks.
Fun Zone Gifts.
CANNED tuna.
Receiving signals from the mother ship.
Pancakes.
Butt Dimples.
Big Cuddles.
Chewing on the side of my gums so after a while it starts to feel like biting raisins.
Fighting.
NUN CHUCKS.
Neon Fucking Pink.
Snapping toes while people are distracted.
Lemon Shit.
Pressing buttons until my thumbs rash.
ZOMBIES.
And stuff.

I'd like to meet:

Sully Urna

.. God

..
My Awesome Cousin. This guy kicks a Ton Of Fuck

Music:



Whatever Pleases my ears.

Movies:


Dawn Of The Dead
Scarface
Batman Begins

Television:

The Magic Bullet

Books:

Batman: The Complete History

Heroes:



....

My Blog

Reflecting

Days are faded, dark nights are clear Beware of your surroundings, for the thing you fear. You're gorgeous in the dark but a monster in the light. Character is in your blood, within your sight. Reflec...
Posted by Selective Slut on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 01:40:00 PST

Lack Of Uniformity.

Even if the denotation of lycanthropy is limited to the wolf-metamorphosis of living human beings, the beliefs classed together under this head are far from uniform, and the term is somewhat capriciou...
Posted by Selective Slut on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 04:26:00 PST

An Act Of God.

Motherfucker,I just whipped up 2 grilled cheese sandwiches to perfection in under 5 minutes while drunk   If that is not talent, I just dont know what fucking is. Marry Me....
Posted by Selective Slut on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 02:45:00 PST

Hollow Existence

Today. Doomsday. Tomorrow. Never Comes Twilight reaches its peak in a flash, equivilent to a smile that withers away into a dreaded glance of sorrow only dwelling on a past of painful memories. Memor...
Posted by Selective Slut on Fri, 12 May 2006 02:49:00 PST

New Present

New Present Living in the present. A present colliding with a future that greets the past with open arms... extended only for the moment of truth when a realization of an obvious end to the pattern da...
Posted by Selective Slut on Fri, 12 May 2006 02:44:00 PST

Death Sex

Death for sex? Who? Where? And when? People don't deserve death if they had sex with some other person only once. That's like, nothing. No one gives a shit. By the way - those people had a REAL good t...
Posted by Selective Slut on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 08:18:00 PST

Fuck Fist

Totally late at night but at the same time early in the dawn, the moist, squidgy, and sometimes fit for human consumption by the bizarre foreign anthropophagus (Who a lot of the time I admire for ther...
Posted by Selective Slut on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 08:09:00 PST

Captain Cigarette

The last time i saw you was at the party, i was pretty out of it and i even considered calling you "The Cigarette" or "Captain Cigarette" How cool would that be? If you ever decide to become some evil...
Posted by Selective Slut on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 07:34:00 PST