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About Me

"He paused at the enterance of the galley and tried to gather up his intestines. He knew they didn't like it on the Outside. Not a bit. They were getting all dirty. He wanted to weep for his poor, fragile intestines, who had asked for none of this."

-The Running Man by Richard Bachman

The name's Ashley. I'm an aspiring photographer, and I'm amazing. And that's all there is to it!

My Interests

guys with long hair
photography
zombies
music in general
singing
concerts/shows
friends
having fun
duct tape
being creative
listening to music
top hats/tuxedoes
George Carlin
80's Metal
the number 17
plastic spoons
hugs
blood/gore
animals
thunder storms/rain
roller coasters
board games

I'd like to meet:

If you're talking celebrity wise...then Ozzy fuckin' Osbourne, Randy Rhoads (R.I.P), Black Sabbath, and any other bands/singers I listen to. But if you're talking just in general, I'm not a people person. ..

Music:

Mostly Includes, But Not Totally Limited To:

Top 4
Ozzy Osbourne
Meat Loaf
Alice Cooper
Black Sabbath

The Rest
Aegean
Anthrax
Bathory
Candlemass
Def Leppard
Martyrd
Megadeth
Pink Floyd
The Scorpions
Van Halen
Venom
White Snake

Movies:

Something Wicked This Way Comes
John Carpenter's Vampires
Wayne's World
The Evil Dead
The Evil Dead II
The Evil Dead III
The Warriors
The Exorcist
Donnie Darko
Rain Man
Nightmare Before Christmas
Star Wars
Little Monsters
Mrs. Doubtfire
Homeroom
The Grinch
Black Top
Return Of the Living Dead
Return Of The Living Dead II

Television:

Sponge Bob
Metalocalypse
Mythbusters
How It's Made
King Of Queens
Invader Zim
Will and Grace
Seinfeld
Metal Mania
What Not To Wear
The Boondocks
Everybody Loves Raymond
Red Vs. Blue [although its not a TV show...] ..

Books:

Heroes:

The Blue Man Group - anyone that can play the beginning of Crazy Train on pipes is amazing.

The Makers of Red vs. Blue - they just rock my pants ..

Weird Al- he's just pure brilliance.

George Carlin- because he's the greatest comedian on the face of the planet. Face it, Dane Cook sucks balls.

My Blog

Only Survey To Be On Here, Now

1. Rock or Metal - METAL 2. Ozzy or Dio - Ozzy fuckin' Osbourne! look who you're askin'! 3. Zack or Randy - Randy Rhoads R.I.P. 4. Hagar or Roth - DLR *drool* 5. Leather or Denim - both! at the same ...
Posted by I Don't Think I'm Amazing... on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 01:22:00 PST

For Local Bands

"When did the local scene get so divided? Local bands need to support eachother, not compete with eachother. Battles of the Bands are just one instance. When we start promotion for a show, we plaster ...
Posted by I Don't Think I'm Amazing... on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 02:41:00 PST

For Brian! (so we dont forget)

Don't deepthroat the road cone!!
Posted by I Don't Think I'm Amazing... on Mon, 05 Sep 2005 06:49:00 PST

Ravyn Wins!

Gah, I have conformed to the horrors of MYSPACE. And I never thought I'd do that, really. Its a shame. lol but I did it for Formaldehyde. just like I do everything else... *shifts eyes* thats not to b...
Posted by I Don't Think I'm Amazing... on Tue, 30 Aug 2005 08:06:00 PST