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the Touch Tone Terrorist

About Me

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My Interests

Fly bitches, rusty airplane hubcaps, Old Chicken brand bourbon, 40's, indoor porta pottys, Kansas City Brake, lost colostomy bags, asbestos salt replacement recipes, gold watches, glass bowls, burnt packages, jive turkeys,

I'd like to meet:

Cindy Crawfish, Tonya Banks, the landlord of the landfill, Scooter, Delrod, Slinky, a dog named "Acid", cemetery party planners, the bro with the fro at the liquor sto', Crank Yankers super groupies, and whoever the hell "Lana" is (who offered me her friendship for $19.95 a month)

Music:

The Flower Freaks, Spiders 'n Bed Bugz

Movies:

Spinal Tap, Airplane

Television:

Howard Stern, Crank Yankers

Books:

Owner's Manuals

Heroes:

Jim Bob my alter ego and Junkyard Willie keep me supplied with discount hubcaps via crazy ass deals that would otherwise only be comp'ed to brotha's and sista's. Peace my brotha' of anotha' color. www.junkyardwillie.com