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*Slim Shady*

im gangster SMOKE SOME BITCH! SOMEONES GONNA DIE TONIGHT!

About Me

Sometimes I just feel like, quittin I still might Why do I put up this fight, why do I still write Sometimes it's hard enough just dealin with real life Sometimes I wanna jump on stage and just kill mics And show these people what my level of skill's like But I'm still white, sometimes I just hate life Somethin ain't right, hit the brake lights Case of the stage fright, drawin a blank like Da-duh-duh-da-da, it ain't my fault Great then I falls, my insides crawl and I clam up, I just slam shut I just can't do it, my whole manhood's just been stripped, I have just been vicked So I must then get off the bus then split Man fuck this shit yo, I'm goin the fuck home World on my shoulders as I run back to this 8 Mile RoadI'm a man, I'ma make a new plan Time for me to just stand up, and travel new land Time for me to just take matters into my own hands Once I'm over these tracks man I'ma never look backAnd I'm gone, I know right where I'm goin Sorry momma I'm grown, I must travel alone ain't gon' follow the footsteps I'm making my own Only way that I know how to escape from this 8 Mile RoadI'm walkin these train tracks, tryin to regain back the spirit I had 'fore I go back to the same crap To the same plant, and the same pants Tryin to chase rap, gotta move ASAP And get a new plan, momma's got a new man Poor little baby sister, she don't understand Sits in front of the TV, buries her nose in the pad And just colors until the crayon gets dull in her hand While she colors her big brother and mother and dad Ain't no tellin what really goes on in her little head Wish I could be the daddy that neither one of us had But I keep runnin from somethin I never wanted so bad! Sometimes I get upset, cause I ain't blew up yet It's like I grew up, but I ain't grow me two nuts yet Don't gotta rep my step, don't got enough pep The pressure's too much man, I'm just tryin to do what's best And I try, sit alone and I cry Yo I won't tell no lie, not a moment goes by That I don't pray to the sky, please I'm beggin you God Please don't let me pigeon holed in no regular job Yo I hope you can hear me homey wherever you are Yo I'm tellin you dawg I'm bailin this trailer tomorrow Tell my mother I love her, kiss baby sister goodbye Say whenever you need me baby, I'm never too far But yo I gotta get out there, the only way I know And I'ma be back for you, the second that I blow On everything I own, I'll make it on my own Off to work I go, back to this 8 Mile RoadYou gotta live it to feel it, you didn't you wouldn't get it Or see what the big deal is, why it wasn't the skillest To be walkin this borderline of Detroit city limits It's different, it's a certain significance, a certificate of authenticity, you'd never even see But it's everything to me, it's my credibility You never seen heard smelled or met a real MC who's incredible upon the same pedestal as me But yet I'm still unsigned, havin a rough time Sit on the porch with all my friends and kick dumb rhymes Go to work and serve MC's in the lunchline But when it comes crunch time, where do my punchlines go Who must I show, to bust my flow Where must I go, who must I know Or am I just another crab in the bucket Cause I ain't havin no luck with this little Rabbit so fuck it Maybe I need a new outlet, I'm startin to doubt shit I'm feelin a little skeptical who I hang out with I look like a bum, yo my clothes ain't about shit At the Salvation Army tryin to salvage an outfit And it's cold, tryin to travel this road Plus I feel like I'm on stuck in this battlin mode My defenses are so up, but one thing I don't want is pity from no one, the city is no fun There is no sun, and it's so dark Sometimes I feel like I'm just bein pulled apart From each one of my limbs, by each on of my friends It's enough to just make me wanna jump out of my skin Sometimes I feel like a robot, sometimes I just know not what I'm doin I just blow, my head is a stove top I just explode, the kettle gets so hot Sometimes my mouth just overloads the ass that I don't got But I've learned, it's time for me to U-turn Yo it only takes one time for me to get burned Ain't no fallin no next time I meet a new girl I can no longer play stupid or be immature I got every ingredient, all I need is the courage Like I already got the beat, all I need is the words Got the urge, suddenly it's a surge Suddenly a new burst of energy is occured Time to show these free world leaders the three and a third I am no longer scared now, I'm free as a bird Then I turn and cross over the median curb Hit the 'burbs and all you see is a blur from 8 Mile Road
Your True Thug Form
Name
DOB
Favourite Color
Your in the.... some little gay gang you and your friends made up
In the gang, your a.... crazy mutherfucker
Your weapon of choice is.... baseball bat
You will die... in a hail of gunfire, corageously
If someone fucks with your or a friend... shoot them, even if it means you will die trying
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What's your Thug Status?
Name / Username
Thug Name clean-up kid
Favorite drug to sell weed
shoes you wear chuck taylors
gun you carry glock 9
reaction when somebody step on your shoes in the club empty yo clip
number of times shot 5
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How Gangsta/Thuggish Are You?
Name
DOB
Favourite Color
Your Rep the south side
Your color is purple
Weapon of Choice axe
You are too G for TV
You love weed
You'll be down for what ever til' i'm dead in da ground biatch imma GANG BANGA!!!
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How Thug Are You
Name
Age
Fav. Color
Fav. Number
Your this much thug - 98%
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DOB
Favourite Color
your kiss is: spectacular
people rate you a: 9
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Age
I am this Sexy - 98%
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Age:
Zodiac Sign:
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Your dreams generally include: Dark alleyways or other small, dark spaces
Approximate number of monthly nightmares: 79
The worst monster you've seen in a dream: ..
Your dreams are usually crystal clear
Percentage of dreams involving sex - 93%
Will your dreams ever come true? (8) - Signs point to yes. - (8)
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Insanity Test
Username
Age
Your problem is Schizophrenia
Will you ever be cured? (8) - Without a doubt. - (8)
Just how crazy are you? - 96%
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Name?
Gender?
Age?
Your kiss is... sexy
Your hug is... friendly
Your looks are... hot
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How to make a samuel
Ingredients:
1 part anger
3 parts courage
1 part leadership
Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Add emotion to taste! Do not overindulge!
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Personality cocktail
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Ingredients:
3 parts jealousy
3 parts crazyiness
1 part beauty
Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Serve with a slice of wisdom and a pinch of salt. Yum!
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Personality cocktail
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Username:
Gothiness: - 4%
Geekiness: - 95%
Punkiness: - 57%
Prepiness: - 24%
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How gangsta are you? by Aladinsane85
Your Name
Your New Gangster Name Hambone
Your Gangster Percent 35%
Your Money You'll Make Hustling $870,610
Number of People In Your gang 15
Number Of Times You'll Get Shot 6
What You'll Look Like Gangster

My Interests

me! How Good are you at Certain Things? Name sam schwager Age 16 Favorite Color blue Nickname schwaggy Sex - 72% Romance - 98% Self - Control - 69% Kissing - 3% Cuddling - 73% Kinkiness - 26%

I'd like to meet:

i dont want to meet anyone. fuck all of u

Music:

i break dance. so take a guess

Movies:

whats a movie?

Television:

i have one of those

Books:

WTF?

Heroes:

E.T. he can fly