FRIENDS:Will stand by you while you piss.COLORADO FRIENDS: Will shine a spotlight on you while your drunk ass is taking a piss in the bushes. --------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and MrsCOLORADO FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up---------------------------------------------------------- --------- FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home.COLORADO FRIENDS: Know some wild shit will happen, and set up rally points.----------------------------------------------------- --------- FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.COLORADO FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...that shit was fun "------------------------------------------------------ FRIENDS: Cry with you.COLORADO FRIENDS: laugh at you--------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.COLORADO FRIENDS: Steal each other's stuff so often nobody remembers who bought it in the first place.------------------------------------------------------ -- FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.COLORADO FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.------------------------------------------------------ FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.COLORADO FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.-------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.COLORADO FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"---------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get tossed out of the bar.COLORADO FRIENDS: Will buck up and go after the bouncer for touching you on the way out.------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that night, and are sorry you couldn't come.COLORADO FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with you, drag you along, and try to steal free drinks all night. ----------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.COLORADO FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "You better drink the rest of that shit, you know we don't waste. That's alcohol abuse!!!" HAHAHAHA !!!!------------------------------------------ FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week.COLORADO FRIENDS: Can't begin to remember who owes who money after taking care of each other for so long.--------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore".COLORADO FRIENDS: Will say "okay, just one more..." and then 2 minutes later "okay, just one more!".------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.COLORADO FRIENDS: Will knock them the Fuck out!!---------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Will ignore thisCOLORADO FRIENDS: Will re-post this to ALL of their KICKASS FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!