Luxurious Josh - ProfilesArchive

About Me

What can I say? I am a skinny ass white dude with tattoo's who loves video games and computers. I like to eat cheap american processed food even though I have been a pescetarian for the last 15 years. What else, hrmm lets see. I love to read and hip-hop is the music I love the most. I have other types of music I listen to but instead of making me feel hyphy it makes me question my sexuality as well as my sanity. I love arts and have been involved in the graffiti art scene for over 10 years. I like to drink (but only at night) so join me for one? I am not a evil-ass exploitive alpha-male scumbag although I don't take shit and will kick ass if someone has it coming to them. My friends call me too sensitive but hey, it's better than being some uncaring emotionless jerk.I will never be wealthy however I will be successful and happy at what I do, and that counts for something right? Umm, I am shy and I get afraid around large groups of people however I can hold my own when needs be. I like women who are more intelligent than me. I am like hella dope an'shit when it comes to computers but I still cannot figure out how to get the correct time on my VCR (yes I still own one). I like nature but I don't get to enjoy it very often as I work too much and never get out, I am great at remembering useless facts and tidbits of information that is quite meaningless but informative at the same time. I fear I am becoming stupider as time goes by and I cannot for the life of me remember dates very well. I used to be funny and make people laugh, I don't know if I do now though. My friends laugh at me and not with me I think.what else?I wear the same clothes every day, err I mean I same shit, I mean I HAVE MULTIPLE pairs of the same stuff. Dickie pants, some type of tee-shirt that I got for free, hoodie, socks and boxers, very basic Adidas shoes. I don't do my laundry much, but I do shower everyday.

My Interests

Computers, gaming, beer, sushi, food, fixed gear bicycles, grafitti, drawing, movies, hip-hop, reading, tattoo's and body art.

I'd like to meet:

Anybody, I need friends.

Music:

Hip-Hop, Bay Shit, Too $hort, Indy Hip-Hop, ytcracker, Zap & Roger, Mobb Deep, shpongle, The Coup, Underground Hip-Hop, TopR, Detroit Techno, Dr Dre, Wu-Tang, Kruder & Dorfmeister, DZK, PlastikMan, Random DJ sets, DJ Minor Minor, Old Skool Punk a little D&B here and there.

Movies:

True Romance, The Thing, Prince of Darkness, Evil Dead 1, 2 & 3, Full Metal Jacket, Akira, A Scanner Darkly, Japanese flicks, Hong Kong cinema, Horror & Sci-Fi films and old school Kung-Fu movies.

Television:

What is that?

Books:

Anything by Neal Stephenson, Anything by Hunter S Thomson, Anything by Dan Simmons, Japanese Art books, William Gibson, H.P. Lovecraft, Sci-Fi, Spraycan Art books, The GunSlinger series, Battle Royale, Nietzsche, Philip K. Dick, Saul Williams, The Art of Happiness by the Dalai Lama, The Hard triligy, Zombie books, Brian Keene books, Raptorman, Upski, 2600 'zine.

Heroes:

My Grandmother (R.I.P.),Chopper, King Ever (R.I.P.), Nicole, Monika, Tub Boy, Dalai Lama, KMK crew, My Friends.

My Blog

[IMPORTANT] - PLEASE READ

I have moved and my current location does not let me keep "buddies" or "friends" that I have met though various bars and seedy places on the internet. Plus the FBI and other troublesome agencies have ...
Posted by Luxurious Josh on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 09:22:00 PST

So yeah, I am a free man once again!

Last night at 10:45pm I was set free. Awesome. I really don't want to get into the details, plus my lawyer told me to keep quiet. What does he know, muhaaaa. Anyhow I am now free and those missing peo...
Posted by Luxurious Josh on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 02:36:00 PST

mmm, bloody axe wound!

So after eating sushi on x-mas (there was this really good looking japanese girl, but her father had a knife so I had no chance to tlak with her) I was walking home frustrated and pissed off when I me...
Posted by Luxurious Josh on Wed, 28 Dec 2005 11:16:00 PST

sadness once again

dear myspace, "rabbit" is not working out. I put her into her space last night and she tried to breakout. I don't get it, I gave her a nice place to lie down. Granted it's under the house but she has...
Posted by Luxurious Josh on Sat, 15 Oct 2005 09:52:00 PST

my stomach contents are for sale

I have died. If you have sent me an email and I have yet to respond, that is because I am dead. Please inform KM, teh [M], AS and others of my demise. Fuck you all and have a nice life. This i...
Posted by Luxurious Josh on Sun, 21 Aug 2005 10:47:00 PST

new girlfriend is playing mind games already.

dear myspace, I have a new girlfriend her name is "Beth" I met her in the tenderloin. She asked me if I needed a girlfriend tonight, how could I say no? she is a strange one. "Beth" was not wearing a...
Posted by Luxurious Josh on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I left my house for the first time in years

dear myspace, I took "lisa" out to a party tonight. All my friends looked me strange. One of them even threatened to call the cops on me, What should I do? I mean she is not looking up to par recentl...
Posted by Luxurious Josh on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Today.

dear myspace, Her skin felt different today; more rubbery, more tough. I could see her bones through her nightie, and I could see the sickly color of her lips. I pushed my hand deeper into her, hopin...
Posted by Luxurious Josh on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

why don't women like me, i am fair

dear myspace, I brought her food today. A peanut butter sandwich and a glass of water. Considering she hasn't eaten in days I would have thought she would be happy. But she just laid there. I tried t...
Posted by Luxurious Josh on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

why do I even bother....

dear myspace, What can I do? she is unhappy in the celler, under the bed and she told me there is not enough space in the closet to lie down. I guess I'll make another trip to home depot and try and ...
Posted by Luxurious Josh on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST