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TRULY ABOUT ME
i'm a professional dj/mc/producer/nerd/hustler. i've performed many venues and hacked many gibsons. i currently hold a weekly dj residency at CLUB EDEN in colorado springs, colorado. my wife and i are peacefully and amiably divorcing, a rarity in this day in age. we are going to work on being the best of friends as friends can be.
proudly clean and sober yea so what i needed a drink after all this shit.
some previous venues i've spun/rapped at:
club nocturnal, chicago
c2k, venetian, las vegas
prana lounge, aladdin, las vegas
club ice, las vegas
empire ballroom, las vegas
hyatt regency, chicago
westin diplomat, ft. lauderdale
party zone, colorado springs
the underground, colorado springs
my basement and various other national basements
i'm a jack of all trades and a slight master of all trades. i maintain a low thac0 and when i rolled my character in life i got incredibly lucky. plz b 2 holler at your boyo.
ANNOUNCEMENT
hi. i want to be your myspace friend and i want you to inflate my ego promote nerd life word life k thx bye.
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hi my name is ytcracker my beats are so phat i represent the dirty fucking nerdy digital gangster nerd rap spam rap hacker rap computer club chess club star wars worldwide all of my people crunching pi and crypto algos straight out of MIT doing that shit irrational rational fantastical fucking graphing calculator thats my shit yea fuck yea www.ytcracker.com www.spamtec.org the illest fucking shit right there spam bitches nerds geeks taking over bet
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my wikipedia entry
my website - ytcracker.com
my clique - spamtec.org
my livejournal
i am an accomplished dj and mc and have performed and ghostwritten for many nurgs re% hack the planet
SOME WORDS FROM THE GOSPEL
I say to you, love your enemies, bless those who curse you, do good to those who hate you, and pray for those who spitefully use you and persecute you Mt 5.44
Luke 16
1 Jesus told his disciples: "There was a rich man whose manager was accused of wasting his possessions. 2 So he called him in and asked him, 'What is this I hear about you? Give an account of your management, because you cannot be manager any longer.' 3 "The manager said to himself, 'What shall I do now? My master is taking away my job. I'm not strong enough to dig, and I'm ashamed to beg— 4 I know what I'll do so that, when I lose my job here, people will welcome me into their houses.' 5 "So he called in each one of his master's debtors. He asked the first, 'How much do you owe my master?' 6 " 'Eight hundred gallons of olive oil,' he replied.
"The manager told him, 'Take your bill, sit down quickly, and make it four hundred.' 7 "Then he asked the second, 'And how much do you owe?'
" 'A thousand bushels of wheat,' he replied.
"He told him, 'Take your bill and make it eight hundred.' 8 "The master commended the dishonest manager because he had acted shrewdly. For the people of this world are more shrewd in dealing with their own kind than are the people of the light. 9 I tell you, use worldly wealth to gain friends for yourselves, so that when it is gone, you will be welcomed into eternal dwellings.

My Interests



I'd like to meet:

leeto gorditos with massive hax0r skills to pay the bills and FUTURE APMs stc is the greatest but you probably have heard that by nowholler at me for high iq F^nM fest happening wit ya boy and if you dont know what im talking about then go back to math school

Music:



Movies:

matrix star wars nerd shit you know how we do

Television:

no one reads my run on sentence crap anyway so why do i bother good question because i have no idea

Books:

terry brooks william gibson bow down or die

Heroes:

bill gates steven hawking einstein galileo da vinci louis skolnick darth vader steve case steve jobs representing

My Blog

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HA HA! dangly parts
Posted by ytcracker on Sat, 27 May 2006 03:57:00 PST

what it do

lololololLORLOFLFOFLlolol im laughing @ paul wall - oh girlwtf @ us white rappers Chorus: sped-up sample of "Oh Girl" by the Chi-Lites]Ohhh girl, I'd be in trouble if you left me nowCause I don't know...
Posted by ytcracker on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 10:59:00 PST

i lost a friend on myspace

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME lol mountain
Posted by ytcracker on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 01:23:00 PST

rush to get grown? or drive slow homie

conundrum i watched batman begins and indirectly it related to a conversation i was having with calvin odd lol batsuit it becomes apparent that....well....its just apparent - destiny is a fucking...
Posted by ytcracker on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 03:33:00 PST

back to stock myspace

the way tom intended i proved my point
Posted by ytcracker on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 02:04:00 PST

wait a second

the feeling of electricity hath returned to my veins "time moves in one direction, memory in another."- william gibson touche mr gibsontouche
Posted by ytcracker on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 11:43:00 PST

discouraged with courage

i gave up so much for so little and now it is my turn laws of magnetismcryptic postsand life in the nerd lanegreenbacks and stacks dont even askthe clearer the head, rise dough to bread...
Posted by ytcracker on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 09:24:00 PST

sting was a DG

just sharing that with you all because you belong to me
Posted by ytcracker on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 01:50:00 PST

why i hate being me sometimes

request head trauma por favor coincidentally the things i love are also the things i hate TAKE A GUESSurine
Posted by ytcracker on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 07:45:00 PST

dont you.....forget about me

cross me up and i will erase you keep both eyes wide open and dont do anything stupidthats a fact, _ i have more than enough reason to retaliate against your dumb asswelcome to the thun...
Posted by ytcracker on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 01:06:00 PST