I'm a pathetic loser who is perpetually depressed and angry. My favorite hobbies are making voodoo dolls, drinking hard liquor in the morning, stabbing said voodoo dolls, drinking more liquor, and stabbing the voodoo dolls even more - but this time with tearful screaming. I write about important things at www.openmatt.com
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
I'd like to meet my ex-wife. With a bat, a bottle of MD 20/20, and about six paid ex-cons.Or I'd like to meet someone who also plays the clarinet.Also, in general I like people who get the joke.
