THIS IS NOT COFFEE |
sometimes things that look like coffee and smell like coffee and say that they are coffee are in fact not coffee. this phenomenon can be witnessed in the cup of "cappuccino" that I am holding, c/o th...
Posted by Slatts on Mon, 12 May 2008 10:30:00 PST |
chrisTINE!!! |
so i was walking (stomping really, because stomping is more fun) along the arno today (the most beautiful day in recorded history) when this guy stopped me to ask for directions. or something. i don...
Posted by Slatts on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 08:34:00 PST |
kitty cats on mars |
i've been having some crazy dreams in san diego. my favorite one, which i had when i first got here, involved me winning a comic strip contest with my groundbreaking, fierce and witty strip: kit...
Posted by Slatts on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 08:57:00 PST |
stammering lips and insufficient language |
words are funny, and so inadequate. i tend to enjoy reading people who express incredibly vague ideas - talking about something without ever ACTUALLY telling you what they're talking about. ...
Posted by Slatts on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 01:19:00 PST |
southern girl returns to the south (sort of) |
it's official; i just gave notice at work. we're moving to san diego!
Posted by Slatts on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 09:38:00 PST |
addedum |
at the suggestion of my sister jenny, let me go ahead and extend the issue on shallowness of dress. first, i'll say what i said to her; if i want to be superficial about what i wear that's fine,...
Posted by Slatts on Fri, 19 May 2006 08:58:00 PST |
from the desk of christine slattery, receptionist |
things i hate about the business world, in no particular order. (i'm probably repeating myself here, but i'm at work, so it's on my mind...)
1. golf. hey - i enjoy watching it; it's sooth...
Posted by Slatts on Thu, 18 May 2006 02:50:00 PST |
i came really close to rubbing elbows with an apprentice contestant. but not really. |
today at lunch i was sitting on the steps at market and montogomery. there were two girls being filmed and photographed doing yoga while wearing black hanes underwear (over a white bodysuit)... ...
Posted by Slatts on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 03:19:00 PST |
I HATE THE RAIN! |
stupidest fucking weather EVER. even florida isn't this bad!
my legwarmers are fucking SOAKED (along with everything else i'm wearing), my toes are freezing (stupid flip-flops! i mean, i l...
Posted by Slatts on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 03:42:00 PST |
my friends all hate me for liking golf |
the Masters is starting! damn it, i don't even think i get NBC at the CACA House. I need to get an antenna, because i have to watch the Masters! I mean, already this y...
Posted by Slatts on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 12:18:00 PST |
