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Sacrelicious.

About Me

One-hundred-percent dude.

Get a clue. www.zeitgeistmoive.com

My Interests

Songwriting, rock climbing , and exercise and outdoorsy stuff in general -- if you knew me in high school it is completely acceptable to laugh at that.

This woman.

Trying to figure out music, trying to have some semblance of organization, failing horribly at cooking and continuing to try.

I'd like to meet:

I value people that do not easily fit stereotypes -- The engineering major who's also a passionate ballerina, the victim who's neither bitter nor bleeding heart, the metal shredder who can (and will) sing all the words to "Love Shack" while dancing (and who knows the 'tin roof.. rusted' part).. You get the idea.

Boring people are always bored.. Don't bore me, I can't bear the thought.

Music:

Lately: the new Deicide record, the comedy of Patton Oswalt, Children of Bodom, Necrophagist, St. Metro , Soundgarden (as always), Nine Inch Nails, Kent, James Brown, Mastodon.

Favorites:
Carcass, Death Cab for Cutie, Dying Fetus, Necrophagist, The Postal Service, Miles Davis, Stone Temple Pilots
Massive Attack, At the Gates, Slayer, The Shins, Soundgarden, Ion Dissonance, Nile, isis, Refused, Tool, The Guitar Trio, Kent, Mr. Bungle.

Oh and also like a billion others.

Movies:

Buffalo 66, Fight Club, Harold and Maude, Apres Vous, Monsoon Wedding, Dumb and Dumber, The Big Lebowski, Good Night and Good Luck, What About Bob?, Army of Darkness, City of God, The Motorcycle Diaries, Eternal Sunshine.. The Weatherman, all All early Jim Carrey

Television:

Bullshit.

Also, Family Guy and The Simpsons. DVD tv is all I see. But I play bleep bleeps when I can.

Books:

Zen Guitar, The Mythmaker, Choke, Zombie Survival Guide, We The Living, Slaughterhouse 5, The picture of Dorian Gray, Still Life With Woodpecker

My Blog

brown eye of the shitstorm

I need withdrawl. Less stimulus. A sensory deprivation tank. Most people missed my birthday, you should all get together and build me one. They're pretty simple.I don't want to talk. Or e-chat. Or any...
Posted by b on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 03:48:00 PST

Nightmare with a cane and a lolli.

I simply can't maintain it. I feel like the owner of a business, up late at night. Fingers in hair, head in hands, elbows on knees, sobbing quietly onto his rolled up sleeves under a single-bulb-lit s...
Posted by b on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 08:13:00 PST

Worship/Disambiguation

There seems to be some lack of clarity in my beliefs about the supernatural, or natural as many believe.While my actual beliefs on the matter are my business, and not to be advertised,I think it may b...
Posted by b on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 04:34:00 PST

Discharge over schistocyte

The pervasion of exhaustion is undeterred by what would appear to be the increased density of bone; I cannot tell with great certainty, but it may live there, in the marrow. Tire is a cobbler, churnin...
Posted by b on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 02:39:00 PST

Slay the worm beast

I feel my heart aching in my chest. The satisfying burn of fermented fruit echoes the dischordant placidity of late night jazz, and the will I thought I had seems to be that of my pulse. I can't count...
Posted by b on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 10:10:00 PST

Transparency, latency, and a loop

I cannot hide my sins, the evils that I've perpetrated.I can however, expose them to the world, in truest opposition to the christian tradition.So here they are:DeconstructionistA Game of YouAn Empire...
Posted by b on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 04:19:00 PST

Blue in the face?

Wary, you stumble in, breifly framed by a kitchen light. Look composed. Compose yourself. Trust that nothing has been disturbed; no one is on to you, but you have the etire scene counted. Indexed. Box...
Posted by b on Thu, 11 May 2006 12:25:00 PST

Exposé/surrprise surrrprise

Dudes, on whole, remain clueless and bumbling. I maintain that we have little to no ability to properly treat a partner; we move toward the happiness of a woman with all of the intent, direction, and ...
Posted by b on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 10:14:00 PST

I may be on to something

Stop, drop, and dissolve. I realize daily that, though I love many people, their presence is temporary. I should think it would be very nice to know a person or several with whom I could communica...
Posted by b on Fri, 18 Nov 2005 12:40:00 PST

Half wasted..

Welcome to a new half of the year. Accordingly you're assigned a new hemisphere to drain in a different way; all dizziness stops at the equator.  We all know our heads are pointed forward; to loo...
Posted by b on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST