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About Me

THIS MUTHA! is going back to AFRICA!

I wash my hair with pine tar.
Never put it too high on the bat.

My Interests

anise
blackstrap molasses
carminative herbs
cherchez la femme
colloidal sulphur
crÃªpes suzette
diatomaceous earth
discarded dairy cups
ecclesiastes
flammulated owls
glaucomys sabrinus
haricot verts
horchata
horehound
inefficient bicycle riding
jewel yams
killer kadoogan
kooly hoon
licorice band-aids
malted barley syrup
nicoise olives
oil of oregano
punjabi chhole
quercetin
rooibos tea
silk bromeliads
sarsaparilla
sea glass
sex can wait shoelaces
tapioca pearls
treacle mines
ungulated mammals
vascular consulting
verdigris
wax giraffes
wooden-leg goats
xanthan gum
yahoo serious
z cavaricci
zinc lozenges

I'd like to meet:

A Great Dane named Henry who can fix me tiny sandwiches. Preferably something with mustard.

Music:

Movies:

the adventures of milo and otis
the adventures of baron munchausen
the burbs
safe men
airborne
tuvalu

Television:

red dwarf
anne of green gables

Books:

lilith
george macdonald the subversion of christianity
jacques ellul rootabaga stories
carl sandburg henry and beezus
beverly cleary

Heroes:

the 1990 montreal expos
the 1994 vancouver canucks
steve largent
boris becker
eddie newton
nadia comaneci

My Blog

Top 10 Bands Beginning With "My"

10] My Morning JacketSupposedly this band is amazing. I've never heard them. I'll probably like them in 2 years.9] My New BoyfriendFeaturing Tobi Vail of Bikini Kill. They put out one song on a 4-way ...
Posted by austin on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 09:31:00 PST

Top 5 Internet Infatuations That Will Never Be Pursued

Full Report (including pictures) HERE!If you want to leave a comment, do it here at MySpace because my other blog does not accept comments even though there is a field for it...some of you will still ...
Posted by austin on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 05:36:00 PST

Top 10 Favorite Toilet Bowl Companies

10. Sloan [Specializing in toilet valves, these chrome wizards can be found in almost every public restroom in the country...i'm proud to hear they're manufacturing waterless toilets too.] 9. Cra...
Posted by austin on Wed, 09 Nov 2005 05:49:00 PST

Top 10 Favorite Movies Featuring Aliens (from another planet)

10. Spaceballs [The Pizza Bros. have a song called "Pizza the Hut"] 9. Batteries Not Included [The absolute best thing Spielberg has helped do for the planet earth] 8. Escape to Witch Mountai...
Posted by austin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i just farted...

seriously it smells like old yogurt and hot pickles. miuxed.
Posted by austin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST