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Courtney

Oh Jehovah thats cold.

About Me


Let's see... I got married in 2001 since then we've moved 4 times. Gotta love the Navy life! I have 2 great kiddos who we call the killer Bs. Blakely is 4 and Baxter is a newborn. And I'm done.I have a huge bullmastiff named Gordo who has managed to slobber on every single thing I own. He is the dumbest animal on the planet. So much for that poisoned dog food.We are living in the central valley of California. For those of you who assume that because that is in California it is nice there- well you know what they say about assumptions! It's pretty much an armpit but I suppose thats better than the ghetto we lived in in Bama (woo hoo Hull Street) but at least they have good food in Bama.I miss Texas but get to visit pretty frequently. I love virtual cocktails and dabbling in the sciences- nuclear physics, organic chemistry. Lauren and I are attempting to start our own business, unfortunatly we are both highly unmotivated people so its moving on a little slowly! BUT FEAR NOT- we will get it done! I LOVE food (seriously almost everything) and QTips and sweet tea. If you want to get me a present- I love PJ's... why my husband hasn't figured this out I have NO clue.PET PEEVES: I HATE (with a passion) The Duggar Family (freaks), people who invade my personal space (like the foreigners at Disney who seem to think the closer they stand to you the faster they will get through the line), mayonnaise (fat in a jar), when my food touches, doctors (except the neurologist... anyone who gives botox is my friend), that my husband can't fold the towels correctly, Jessica Beal in military movies, these really stupid kleenex commercials (you know- the ones where they're on a street corner sitting on a couch, crying about something in their life), Haley and Robert Ray (Dr. 90210)... She looks like skeletor and I don't want to watch her "acting" classes and him with the stupid karate, Truley Nolan, Dominos and now Longs DRugs, and many many more.

My Interests

Hmm, did I already say virtual cocktails? Also sleep, I like that too. Sleep is the new sex haven't you heard?


I'd like to meet:

George Michael. But old George Michael- Wham George Michael before he was flashing people in public restrooms. Captain Jack Sparrow. No, not Johnny Depp- hes too much of an America hater. I want him in character, all dressed up. Mike Rowe. Love him. These. girls. kill. me. www.gofugyourself.com Jen Lancaster

Music:

Just about everything! Seriously, I'm not picky... just as long as I can turn it up really loud and sing at the top of my lungs. But I'm especially fond of the classics- Dr. Dre, Snoop, Eazy E, etc.

Movies:

Anything really stupid that requires little to no thought. (hey I have a kid- they kill off any remaining brain cells that may have been leftover after high school & "college".) Some are... All of Austin Powers, Clueless, Buffy the Vampire Slayer (pike isn't a name, its a fish), Office Space, Wedding Singer, Police Academy 4, Best in Show, Princess Bride, Theres Something About Mary, The Royal Tenenbaums, 40 Year Old Virgin, Wedding Crashers, Tommy Boy, Austin Powers, Anchorman, Old School, Waynes World, Dodgeball, So I Married an Axe Murderer, Top Gun, Mr & Mrs Smith, Spongebob Sqarepants, Pirates of the Carribean (JOHNNY HOT!), Meet the Parents, Meet the Fockers, Interview with a Vampire, Heartbreakers, The Birdcage, As Good as it Gets, Outbreak, Silence of the Lambs, A Few Good Men, Legally Blonde, In the Line of Fire, Oceans 11 &12, The Right Stuff...

Television:

I can't help myself- I love COPS. It's an addiction. I love most crime dramas- CSI, Bones, etc. Love Gray's Anatomy, People's Court (crazy Marilyn Milian), Arrested Development, NCIS, etc...

Books:

"Running With Scissors" and "Dry" and "Magical Thinking" by Augusten Burroughs, "Something Borrowed" and "Something Blue" and "Babyproof" by Emily Giffin, "Bitter is the New Black" by Jen Lancaster.... do books on tape count?

Heroes:

George Michael, Hillary Clinton (I'M KIDDING- about hillary, not George),

My Blog

childhood...

I think this was an end of the year swim party or something... Has anyone looked up JAime or Erin Shea?  The boys are Richard Cox, Jake (I think) and I do believe the one in the red shorts&n...
Posted by Courtney on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 01:34:00 PST

Kids say the darndest things!

Blakely was watching tv with my dad the other night.  The news was on and they were talking about the Senate.  Blakely says, "oh- they said a BAD word" and my dad says, "what?"  Blakely...
Posted by Courtney on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 08:01:00 PST

Barney

B has just recently developed this obsession with Barney.  Yes, he's still around.  I'm going to go insane.
Posted by Courtney on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 07:15:00 PST