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Hamsa | CTZ

I speak 4 languages. Farsi, English, Germand and L33t

About Me



My Interests

Check out my blog: Destructoid!

I'd like to meet:

Women, gamers, psychos, interesting peoples, etc.

Music:

System of a Down, Mudvayne, Slipknot, At the Drive In, Disturbed, Mushroom Head, Korn, Pidgeon, Primus, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Deftones, Gorillaz, Linkin Park, Mindless Self Indulgence, Pantera, Rage Against the Machine, Nine Inch Nails, Alice in Chains, BucketHead, Avenge Sevenfold, Deftones, Thrice, Aphex Twins, The Fall of Troy, Duracell, Spork & Foon, She Wants Revenge, Mega Driver, 8-Bit Weapon, Pink Floyd, Led Zepplin,

Movies:


Kill Bill Volumes 1 and 2, Goldeneye, Ghost in the Shell, Butterfly Effect, Spiderman 1, Spiderman 2, X1, X2, Resident Evil, Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, Shaun of the Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Land of the Dead, Full Metal Jacket, Akira, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Space Balls, Office Space, Slackers, Super Troopers, Scarface, Last Samurai, Memento, Gia, Miniority Report, Lock Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels, Pitch Black, Resident Evil 2, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Ichi the Killer, Just Friends, Mr. and Mrs. Smith, Ninja Scroll, Kung Phooey, Lord of the Flies (the special Havik Productions Version), Memento, Donnie Darko, Kung Fu Hustle, Unbreakable, Unleased,

Television:

Invader Zim, The Simpsons, Family Guy, American Dad, Futurama, ATHF, Sealab 2021, Alf, Ren and Stimpy, Inuyasha, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Lost, Angel, Ghost in the Shell, Red VS Blue, Mega64, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Law and Order: SVU, Robot Chicken, Harvey Bird Man Attorney at Law, Small Ville, My Name is Earl, The Office, Scrubs, 24, Cowboy Bebop, Thunder Cats,

Books:

The Prey series by John Sanford, The Halo Novels

Heroes:

My family, especially the kids that look up to me for some damn reason. And my friends, which include, but not limited to: The Marine, the Musician, the Masochist, the WoW Whore, the Gymnast, the Deviant, Handy Randy, the Mind Dragon, the Trucker, the Pirate, and the Driver.

My Blog

I want to have sex with Motoko Kusanagi

Yes, you read the title correctly. I, Hamsa CTZ Aziz, a perfectly normal & ish human being want to have sex with Motoko Kusanagi, an anime character. Now as anyone who has been exposed to anime, you s...
Posted by Hamsa | CTZ on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 06:59:00 PST

Costco

The whole layout of Costco is fucking bad in regards to the samples. I went on a sample run this afternoon and they had a ton of deliciousness today. The thing was though; every sample today was eithe...
Posted by Hamsa | CTZ on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 09:56:00 PST

Lights

Ya, it has been awhile. I find myself writing about my days on paper more so than on the internet land.   Anyways, something weird happened to me last night. As I was driving back home last nigh...
Posted by Hamsa | CTZ on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 12:00:00 PST

Dtoid

It's been awhile since I blogged.  Been to busy at my wonderful new job, old job and school.  Gotta keep things short:Past weekend was awesome.  And so was last weekend.  And the w...
Posted by Hamsa | CTZ on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 03:13:00 PST

Beard

So I decided to stop shaving.  Only temporarily.  I just want to see how it looks.  So far I've been told I look like:Wolverine by a dude at work.A Molau (An Islamic Priest) by my momA ...
Posted by Hamsa | CTZ on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 03:43:00 PST

Who

is reading my blogs?  I'd like to know.  Post a comment goddamn it.  
Posted by Hamsa | CTZ on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 11:10:00 PST

House

I have an empty house.  I've had it for awhile.  I just remembered about it.  It's 2 stories.   Nice neighborhood.  Lets do something. 
Posted by Hamsa | CTZ on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 11:08:00 PST

Girlfriend Application

Single? Then you should apply for this amazing opportunity to be Hamsa's girlfriend. Who is Hamsa and why should I date him you ask? Hamsa is awesome.. that's who is he. (If you would like further in...
Posted by Hamsa | CTZ on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 01:20:00 PST

Top

8, 16, 20, 24 (ya, top 24 now! wtf) is bullshit.  Fuck you MySpace.com.  How dare you make me choose which of my friends go in whatever order.  Well no more you fucker, I will not be yo...
Posted by Hamsa | CTZ on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 11:21:00 PST

666

Holy crap, did that movie suck.  The Omen was garbage fucking garbage.  I laughed more than anything at it.  Don't fucking waste money on it.  BitTorrent it if anything.  ...
Posted by Hamsa | CTZ on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 03:22:00 PST