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Dan

Fide et amore - By fidelity and love.

About Me


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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Dan Poland
Birthday: 6/10/77
Birthplace: Cottonwood AZ
Current Location: Chicago IL
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Changes, not sure
Height: 5'11''
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: Irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Sketchers
Your Weakness: Waffles
Your Fears: Death and planes
Your Perfect Pizza: mushrooms and bacon
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get into shape
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: oh crap its too early!
Your Best Physical Feature: eyes
Your Bedtime: around 11 on a work night
Your Most Missed Memory:
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger king
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: niether
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Swear: hell yes
Do you Sing: hell no
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: maybe
Do you want to get Married: not really
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: not any more
Do you think you are Attractive: dunno
Are you a Health Freak: nope
Do you get along with your Parents: 1/2 of them
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: nope
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I'm drunk now
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: kind of means no right?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: nope
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: never
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yes, martini glass @ a bar
Ever been Drunk: see above question
Ever been called a Tease: nope
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: Very quickly. no drawn out soap opera.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a kid
What country would you most like to Visit: Ireland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue or green
Favourite Hair Color: blond like my girlfriend's
Short or Long Hair: both
Height: doesnt matter
Weight: a little junk in the trunk never hurt anyone
Best Clothing Style: little punky
Number of Drugs I have taken: i dont remember
Number of CDs I own: dont know
Number of Piercings: none anymore
Number of Tattoos: 2
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I'll take life how it is.
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My Interests

Aikido, getting my paramedics licence and beer.

I'd like to meet:

The man in black Mr Cash. R.I.P.

Music:

Nine Inch Nails - Only (videopimp)

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Movies:

Army of Darkness, Cold Mountain, Super Troopers, Happy Accidents, Walk the Line...and some others.

Television:

Lost, The Office, My name is earl, Coupling, Greys Anatomy, South Park, Family Guy, The Eyes of Nye...

Books:

The Wheel of Time series by Robert Jordan

Heroes:

Mahatma Gandhi: "When I despair, I remember that all through history the way of truth and love has always won. There have been tyrants and murderers and for a time they seem invincible but in the end, they always fall - Think of it, ALWAYS." ------------------Philosopher Kahlil Gibran wrote, "Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars"

My Blog

This is a great story...hope you like it

  The Jackass Story     This Story is true!!! For all of you who occasionally have a really bad day when you just need to take it out on someone: Don't take that bad day out on ...
Posted by Dan on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 09:41:00 PST

Another joke....

Ok I dont really know what to write, but I like jokes. So here's another one....   A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old sonplaying with his new electric train in the li...
Posted by Dan on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 06:00:00 PST

Here's another good joke....I wish i had a health plan like this one.

  How good is your plan? A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital when during her tour, she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating. "Oh my GOD!!" s...
Posted by Dan on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 07:11:00 PST