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Chris

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About Me



My name is Chris.
I'm married to Matt .
We have 2 beautiful daughters.
Together, we own two little companies called Funky 4 Corners and Events Unlimited . You may have heard of them. If not, you will soon.

I love my family.
I love my friends.
I spend entirely too much time on Myspace.

Random Stuff:

You Are 52% Capitalist, 48% Socialist
While you are definitely sympathetic to a free economy, you also worry about the less fortunate.
Wealth and business is fine, as long as those who are in need get helped out too.
You tend to see both the government and corporations as potentially corrupt. Are You a Socialist or Capitalist?

Don't believe everything they tell you.

These are a few of my favorite things:

Touch my monkey:

Cliché MySpace Icons:

My Interests

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Likes Being with my kids and husband, singing in the car, getting lost, boobies, wasting time on my computer, finding out I lost a couple of pounds, good hair days, weed, getting carded, scary movies with lots and lots of gore, my DVR, antibacterial wipes, grape drink, cowboy hats, well-written dialogues, Hello Kitty, MP3s, haters.
Dislikes Being poor, being fat, paying bills, having frizzy hair, acne, traffic, hot-ass Ewa Beach, being off Ritalin, the smell of loose change, sand in my bathing suit, girls with 10 Hawaiian bracelets on each arm, being bi-polar, having ADD, bad breath, know-it-alls, dirty hands, crybabies, haters.

I'd like to meet:



The Almighty.

Who I can't wait to meet again:

Favorite Quotes:

"The kingdom of God is within you."
Jesus Christ

"To assert that the earth revolves around the sun is as erroneous as to claim that Jesus was not born of a virgin."
(Saint) Cardinal Bellarmino

“A truly religious person worries about his own spiritual well-being and the physical well-being of every other human being on this planet; a hypocrite worries about his own physical well-being and the spiritual well-being of every other human being on this planet."
Rav Yisroel Salanter

"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is for enough good men to do nothing."
Edmund Burke

"Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has no heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains."
Winston Churchill

"When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators."
P. J. O'Rourke

"We delight in the beauty of the butterfly, but rarely admit the changes it has gone through to achieve that beauty."
Maya Angelou

"That all men are equal is a proposition which, at ordinary times, no sane individual has ever given his assent."
Aldous Huxley

"My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke in the world."
George Bernard Shaw

Stuff I'd Like to Share:

Zeitgeist - The Movie
Once you get past the irritating beginning sequence, this movie will blow your mind. Do yourself a favor and watch it.
QUESTION EVERYTHING

Music:

I have an internal soundtrack playing at all times. Most of time, Jay-Z is playing.

Television:

Will & Grace, Heroes, Entourage, Grey's Anatomy, House, Lost, Ugly Betty, The "L" Word, CSI, The Girls Next Door, Charmed, most of the crap on VHI & E!, Chappelle's Show, Weeds, Law and Order, The Glenn Beck Show, News Radio.

Heroes:

My Moms, My Grandma, Jesus Christ, Judas Iscariot, Elvis, Superman, Batman, Dana Owens.
Links
IMDb
PostSecret
Info Wars
Complete Album Lyrics
Craigslist
Wikimedia Commons
Viral Tags
Engrish
Old Navy Women's Plus
Moviewavs
Crime Library
DaFont
Slide
Virtual Pets
QuoteWorld
Text-Image
Face Transformer
Text Flipper
Snopes
Movie Trailers
Perez

Chris's Gory Details

Status: Married to Matt
Here for: Way too long
Orientation: Hetero-Lesbian
Hometown:
Body Type: Really Really Really Fat
Ethnicity: Haole/Potagee/Hawaiian/Modoc
Religion: I ♥ God
Sign: Leo / Ox
Smoke / Drink: Marlboros / Lifesavers
Children: 2 Angels
Education: Wasted
Occupation: Smartass
Income: would be nice

Chris's Fake Ass Polaroids:

My Blog

Documentary: The Root of All Evil?

I found this documentary deeply interesting... ...
Posted by Chris on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 01:53:00 PST

I found my bio-bro and bio-sis on MySpace but they dont know about me : Next on Jerry Springer

So I was looking at my photo albums last night, and came across a little album I have from one of my bio-grandmothers.  We had met a few years ago once, and had lunch.  She's a nice woman.&n...
Posted by Chris on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 05:14:00 PST

Support Ron Paul in 2008!!!!

Support Ron Paul 2008 Congressman Dr. Ron Paul is by far the most outstanding candidate in the 2008 elections. He is the only candidate that is not owned by the co...
Posted by Chris on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 06:03:00 PST

Kauai can suck a dick, just like Rev. Wesley Elmore does.

I'm still insanely pissed off about this weekend's Kauai fiasco, so please excuse me if this entry is scatterbrained or incomprehensible.          This last S...
Posted by Chris on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 04:34:00 PST

This is why Hawaii will always be ASS BACKWARD

Lingle meets with Kauai citizens as Superferry opponents try to drown out officials with booing and jeeringSTORY SUMMARY » The Superferry controversy turned boisterous last night as its opponents on K...
Posted by Chris on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 05:47:00 PST

MOVEMENT 2007

So, last night was MOVEMENT at the Scion dealership in Mapunapuna.  It's was pretty bad-ass, if you ask me.  Emcees, Bboys/girls, Writers.... the only ones that didnt show up to battle were ...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 04:29:00 PST

Can I have some Salmonella and a side of Botulism, with extra Hepatitis, please!

So Matt and I went to OCEAN POINTE CHINESE RESTAURANT, in Ewa Beach.  Big Mistake.  As we were eating our lunches, I noticed a big white van parked right outside, in front of the dumpsters.&...
Posted by Chris on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 12:52:00 PST

Hawaii Superferry? Only if you have SUPERMONEY!!!

Holy Crap, I just went to the website to see about maybe booking a little trip to Kauai for Matt and I..... you know a little getaway......Check this out! This is for the 2 of us and a car. (Just our ...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 11:14:00 PST

Why does Disney hate the traditional family and mothers in general?

I think this is a question that all of us have asked at one point or another. Disney families tend to be broken, dysfunctional or nonexistent. Why is this? And why is it that those annoying religious ...
Posted by Chris on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 02:18:00 PST

Blonde Ambition

OK, so I'm finally done messing with my hair.  For now.   For those of you who have nothing else better to do or read, here's how I got here.... to blondetown.So, last time we talked, I had ...
Posted by Chris on Sat, 05 May 2007 09:36:00 PST