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Likes
Being with my kids and husband, singing in the car, getting lost, boobies, wasting time on my computer, finding out I lost a couple of pounds, good hair days, weed, getting carded, scary movies with lots and lots of gore, my DVR, antibacterial wipes, grape drink, cowboy hats, well-written dialogues, Hello Kitty, MP3s, haters.
Dislikes
Being poor, being fat, paying bills, having frizzy hair, acne, traffic, hot-ass Ewa Beach, being off Ritalin, the smell of loose change, sand in my bathing suit, girls with 10 Hawaiian bracelets on each arm, being bi-polar, having ADD, bad breath, know-it-alls, dirty hands, crybabies, haters.
The Almighty.
Who I can't wait to meet again:
Favorite Quotes:
"The kingdom of God is within you."
Jesus Christ
"To assert that the earth revolves around the sun is as erroneous as to claim that Jesus was not born of a virgin."
(Saint) Cardinal Bellarmino
“A truly religious person worries about his own spiritual well-being and the physical well-being of every other human being on this planet; a hypocrite worries about his own physical well-being and the spiritual well-being of every other human being on this planet."
Rav Yisroel Salanter
"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is for enough good men to do nothing."
Edmund Burke
"Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has no heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains."
Winston Churchill
"When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators."
P. J. O'Rourke
"We delight in the beauty of the butterfly, but rarely admit the changes it has gone through to achieve that beauty."
Maya Angelou
"That all men are equal is a proposition which, at ordinary times, no sane individual has ever given his assent."
Aldous Huxley
"My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke in the world."
George Bernard Shaw
Stuff I'd Like to Share:
Zeitgeist - The Movie
Once you get past the irritating beginning sequence, this movie will blow your mind. Do yourself a favor and watch it.
QUESTION EVERYTHING
I have an internal soundtrack playing at all times. Most of time, Jay-Z is playing.
Will & Grace, Heroes, Entourage, Grey's Anatomy, House, Lost, Ugly Betty, The "L" Word, CSI, The Girls Next Door, Charmed, most of the crap on VHI & E!, Chappelle's Show, Weeds, Law and Order, The Glenn Beck Show, News Radio.
My Moms, My Grandma, Jesus Christ, Judas Iscariot, Elvis, Superman, Batman, Dana Owens.
Links
IMDb
PostSecret
Info Wars
Complete Album Lyrics
Craigslist
Wikimedia Commons
Viral Tags
Engrish
Old Navy Women's Plus
Moviewavs
Crime Library
DaFont
Slide
Virtual
Pets
QuoteWorld
Text-Image
Face Transformer
Text
Flipper
Snopes
Movie
Trailers
Perez
Chris's Gory Details
Status:
Married to Matt
Here
for:
Way too long
Orientation:
Hetero-Lesbian
Hometown:
Body Type:
Really Really Really Fat
Ethnicity:
Haole/Potagee/Hawaiian/Modoc
Religion:
I ♥ God
Sign:
Leo / Ox
Smoke / Drink:
Marlboros / Lifesavers
Children:
2 Angels
Education:
Wasted
Occupation:
Smartass
Income:
would be nice
Chris's Fake Ass Polaroids: