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Bimbo

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About Me

6 feet and 200 pounds of fun. My doctor is ordering me to lose 20-25 pounds. We'll see what happens in three months at my next appointment. I'm a busy person! I work full time and go to school part time. It's hard to make time for working out and reading for fun inbetween all the little things that are part of my life. Looking for everything but a serious relationship (I don't have the time or the energy for it).I'm a laid back guy, kind of shy, with a weird and sometimes sick sense of humor. I don't have any tattoos or piercings. How many people can say that these days? I have a dog and a cat and wish I could have more of each. Don't let my Pariah Scarey obsession scare you. I'm actually quite sane. My score on The What Type of Gay Guy Are You Test :
The Lithsper
(You scored 20 Pride, 30 Natural, and 25 Denial!)
Are you THSERIOUTHS? You are The Lithsper, and you're quiet about your gayness. You aren't ashamed of your sexual orientation, nor do you flaunt it. People often look at you and wonder, "Is he...? You know." Still, you couldn't care less if they found out. You are fine with being who you are. You tend to avoid the gay "scene," and pursue your many other interests, instead. After all, that's what characterizes you best. Congratulations! You have substance!
Link: The What Type of Gay Guy Are You Test ( OkCupid Free Online Dating )

My Interests

Eating, drinking, music, movies, books, magazines, sex, men, women (but not like *that*), television, photography, design, the sky, the earth, the moon, my dog, my cat, my friends...life.

I'd like to meet:

Hello Kitty or just about anyone who's not out to rob me, kill me, rape me (well, that might be fun), beat me, purposely drive me crazy, kidnap my friends, steal my car, burn my house, or kill my pets. If you want to stalk me I'd be flattered. Just keep your distance. I don't know karate, but I do know how to drop and play dead.

Music:

A little bit 'o country, a little bit of rock and roll, a little bit of everything. Love Mariah Carey, George Michael, Gnarls Barkley, Aretha Franklin, Chemical Brothers, Prince, Kylie Minogue, Maxwell, The Cover Girls, Lucy Pearl, Tears For Fears, Elton John, Bob Marley, Jody Watley, Sheryl Crow, Tori Amos, Dido, Faithless, The Cure, Loretta Lynn, Dolly Parton, No Doubt, UB40, Gwen Stefani, Coldplay, The Carpenters, Abba, Paula Abdul, Mary J. Blige, Keane, Jet, Queen, Mika, Beatles, Tiga... Love soul, r&b, house, trance, electronica, rock, 80's, pop crap, late 80's to early 90's freestyle...almost anything, really. But I don't think I like polka. Recently I have been listening to classical while I study. Chopin!

Movies:

Too many...some of my favorite actors are Johnny Depp, Nicole Kidman, Uma Thurman, Monica Bellucci, Divine, and Parker Posey. I love all kinds of movies. Even the bad ones! Bad movies I love: Showgirls, Glitter, Wisegirls, Honey, and Heartbreakers (Jennifer Love was never hotter). I also love Mean Girls, Kill Bill 1 & 2, John Waters films, Johnny Depp films, Fifth Element, Napoleon Dynamite, Requiem For A Dream, Muriel's Wedding, Lord of the Rings trilogy, Matrix trilogy, V for Vendetta, X-Men trilogy, Little Miss Sunshine, Devil Wears Prada...Thanks to Netflix I watch a lot of movies.

Television:

Pants-Off Dance-Off, American Idol, America's Next Top Model, Project Runway, Dancing With The Stars (I know - total cheese-fest), Desparate Housewives, Golden Girls (how can you not love a bunch of horny old ladies?), Lost, Friends, The Nanny (stop laughing at me), Who's the Boss (Tony! and of course Alyssa who was born on the same exact day as yours truly), HGTV, LOGO, Style Network, music videos.

Books:

School has been forcing me to read, but gives little time to read for fun. I love David Sedaris and old Stephen King. I have a lot of catching up to do on the Harry Potter series, but I'm finally on book 5. I don't know when I will finish, though. I love reading Entertainment Weekly, but that's not a book.

Heroes:

My friends.