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Paula-Jean

I said “Dylan who?” and you told me to kiss your ass.

About Me

I haven't yet figured out what I want to be when I grow up......
I'll be 31 this year.
However, I do know that I love this boy.

I edited my profile with a big shitty stick and my biscuits of truth.

My Interests

Andrew. Art. Tattoos. Dancing. Beards. Cake. Photography. Cinematography. Circumlocution. Dermatology. Philosophy. Photoshoppery. Misanthropy.

I'd like to meet:


David Shrigley
and Bod.You can't add me unless you know my surname. I like this. It makes me feel like a modern day Rumplestiltskin. I don't want your firstborn though. I have enough trouble with my own.

Music:

from Northern Soul to Southern Rock. With a large side order of punk and a liberal sprinkling of country.

Movies:

Anything by the Pope of Puke, John Waters or Davids Lynch and Cronenberg or Larry Clark or Gus Van Sant. Or any movie in which the majority of the starting characters end up dead. Preferably subtitled so that the emo kid in the video shop thinks that I am clever. As opposed to homicidal. Oh! and Joe Dirt.

Television:

CSI :D

Books:

Sure, you can buy me some more if you like....

Heroes:

My mum (1950-2004) My Gran (1919-2004) Milk and Cheese

Mark Anthony Gator. Hedy Lamarr. Jewel McGowan. Answer Me! magazine. Dean and Gene from Ween. Mr Kipling and Little Debbie. El Vez. Kinky Friedman. Dorothy Parker. That funny little plastic cripple child with a slot in his head for your spare change.

My Blog

What's in a name?

For the last ten years or so I have proudly used the prefix "Ms". I realise that this probably makes me come across as a radical left wing hairy armpitted lesbian but its still preferable to Miss or M...
Posted by Betty B- Team on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 02:25:00 PST

My Mother, Myself.

I wrote most of this a while ago, as an email to a friend. I never sent it, It seemed too raw, too exposing. Today I feel like I've been rubbed with sandpaper, all my nerve endings are bristling in th...
Posted by Betty B- Team on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 04:34:00 PST

Feminism and other F-Words (AKA Why I Hate SuicideGirls.com)

It's not very fashionable, but I am a Feminist.However, sod fashion, if you are female and claim not to be a feminist then you are something else beginning with F, Fucking stupid.International Women's...
Posted by Betty B- Team on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 04:11:00 PST

Even more questionaire nonsense.

1.Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?I'd love to.2. Are you in a good relationship?No. It's better than good.3.Have you ever liked someone so much that it hurt?Yeah.4.Have you ever made a...
Posted by Betty B- Team on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 03:25:00 PST

I love Country music...

And this bulletin made my laugh so hard I felt the need to blog it.17 Country Songs.17. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine16. It's Hard To Kiss the Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass Out All Day15. ...
Posted by Betty B- Team on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 04:33:00 PST

Top Friends- an Explaination.

Ok, it's getting really hard! So many people that absolutely rock my little world are popping up on this website that its getting harder and harder to have just 24 people on my top friends list. But u...
Posted by Betty B- Team on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 03:12:00 PST

Breakfast.


Posted by Betty B- Team on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 04:13:00 PST

Mobile Clubbing 30/11/2006

"Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, and dance like no one is watching." --Satchel PaigeGreat words to live by, but it's really fucking hard to dance like there is...
Posted by Betty B- Team on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 03:42:00 PST

Come in numbers 1-5, your time is up (a.k.a this bit of teenaged nonsense is for you)

Number 1: AndyNumber 2: VickieNumber 3: BeccaNumber 4: TerryNumber 5: LucyHave you ever danced with 3?Danced with her a whole heap.... i introduced her to Lindy Hop, I usually lead though. We also mob...
Posted by Betty B- Team on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 02:50:00 PST

24 Relationship Questions,

You opened it now do it, honestly!1) Are you single, taken or crushingTaken.2) Are you happy with where you are?I think so. Circumstances are a little trying, but the boy doesn't suck!3) When you meet...
Posted by Betty B- Team on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 02:24:00 PST