All right, all fucking right, myspace it is. Damn you Hardy.
I'm a performer and stuff, it's fun, I like it. 
I'm getting a dog. 
 I run this 
I'm fat, but I can dance 
I haven't had a proper job in nearly a decade, go me! 
I am nearly always happy, an acident of birth for which I am greatful.
 I can't spell and I can't be naffed with spellcheck neither.
Also, if you feel like it, click to read my mate's amusing blog