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Womann

I don't understand WHY, Marty? WHY? We miss you so much!

About Me

I'm slowly working on getting my body tattooed from neck down to my feet; I doubt I'll ever accomplish that, but it sure is fun trying. I'm designing a cover-up tat but it's slow in becoming clear in my mind. I'm married to an Old Fart, and have 2 teenage boys & 2 spoiled Chihuahuas, named Sarge & Zeus, and a cat, Jane, that hates everyone but Joe, and a cute hamster, named Private Jack Benjamin, who sleeps in a sock lined soup can in my bedroom. I'm a very laid-back, mellow mom, and I let my boys try ALMOST anything once. I signed for Joe to get a tattoo last year, and for both boys to get their bottom lips pierced. When Max is 16, I'll sign for his tattoo, as long as it's a design that means something special to him, and not something stoooo-pid that he picked, just to say he has a tat now. Tats are forever, and should be meaningful to you, I keep telling them. Now that Joe is 18, once in a great while I have these attacks of wanting to keep my baby bird in the nest forever; but then I remember the power of the umbilical cord between a mother & her son, so I relax & when I want him him home, I'll yank on the cord so hard he'll get umbililical whiplash!!! I'll have to do the same for Max when the time comes, as he is my baby! I'm a sucker for spoiling my 2 little neices, My Divas, and I live for giving my 2 young nephews, Mr Man & Monster anything that seeks revenge on the brother after me. I will never forget (or forgive) my 2 brothers & their lesbian porn trick on my (then) 9 yr old Max. I HATE Minnesota winters, LOVE Paris, France, and live to drive my Mini very fast. I am a pro at yakking on the phone, but that's the only time any male in this house MUST talk to me right that VERY minute & it pisses me off. My baby brother calls me several times a day, and we talk about everrything. The pesky brother after me, calls me either when he's on the shitter, or when he's on a long haul & is trying to stay awake til he can stop & sleep for a few hours, before driving his life away again. I read way too much, listen to my iPod & the car radio far too loud for human ears to survive, and if I need to get somewhere fast, I have certain songs that are only used for speeding. I have the "driving gene" from my dad, as do all 3 of my siblings....I'm the only one in my family, that isn't a trucker. But I am the only one that packs up a vehicle full of teens & takes off for parts unknown in the summers. My boys don't seem too interested in road trips anymore, but Diva (especially) and River seem to think it's a pretty good idea, providing one trip, at least, is to Disney World!

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My Interests

Traveling, reading, embarrassing Joe & Max, and teaching my young neices & nephews bad words & habits to show off to their parents and everyone they encounter who'll listen.

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Music:

I listen to almost anything, but System of a Down gives me a killer migraine & rap makes my fillings burn & smoke come out of my mouth. I love to listen to Nicola Piovani, especially "Barcarolle".

Movies:

Operation Petticoat, The Full Monty, Barefoot in the Park, Flushed Away, Top Gun, Amelie, Peter Pan, Winnie the Pooh & The Honey Tree & The Blustery Day, Interview with the Vampire, Home for the Holidays, Friday the 13th, Doris Day/Rock Hudson movies, Life Is Beautiful, The Green Mile

Television:

SCRUBS!!!!!!!, Blood Ties, The History & Travel Channels, Arrested Development, Stephen King's Kingdom Hospital, Two and a Half Men, My Name is Earl, MASH....basically, any show that drives everyone else out of the room.

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My Blog

Where's my Sharpie????

I met the Hot Shot bus today as I drove to Duluth. Fires in the BW make work very interesting!!!! It should be in full chaos by the time I go back....damn. I get to answer the phone & tell the same...
Posted by Ang on Tue, 08 May 2007 07:47:00 PST

It's Sweet Doing Nothing!

Well, I'm usually watching Blood Ties right now, but have been on here most of the night. I'll get tonite's episode from iTunes in the AM & watch it when I'm waiting for lab tomorrow. Don't know how...
Posted by Ang on Mon, 07 May 2007 07:54:00 PST

Flashing cops?

Can I just skip over today???? Work was quiet & boring. Just a couple permits to issue, and even the phone didn't ring as much as normal. But the BW is on fire, so I sat listening to the radio & wh...
Posted by Ang on Sun, 06 May 2007 05:41:00 PST

Sick animals....tired woman

Back in uniform for the season....joyous. 10 hour days are long til the season really gets underway. Hard to stay awake, even when I'm busy doing stuff!!!! Such is the life of Mrs. Ranger Gord! On...
Posted by Ang on Sat, 05 May 2007 08:05:00 PST

A FEW BUSY DAYS..LOTS OF DRIVING

We drove to Monticello, WI & back yesterday to adopt a new Chihuahua, who we've named Zeus. OF, Sarge & I got up at 3 am, only to find Jack was an escape artist & got out of his house. we got to the...
Posted by Ang on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 07:08:00 PST

New family Member joining our clan on saturday!!!

I found another wawa to adpot. He was rescued from a kill-shelter & sent to Wisconsin Chihuahua Rescue, Inc, from Monticello, WI. So, on Saturday....EARLY AM....to drive the 8 hours there & back.......
Posted by Ang on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 10:04:00 PST

Max, Clean Your Damn Room Already

OK....I've decided to post pics of Max's room on here if he doesn't clean it. Diva stood guard the other day, so I could get Max's dirty clothes. He took out a garbage bag full of recycling last nig...
Posted by Ang on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 07:59:00 PST

I'm missing my Girl!!!!!

I had to bring my Diva home tonite. We spent the weekend together; going to the Earth Day Parade, breakfast of PANCAKES!!!! at Perkins, "SHOE SHOPPING" at the mall, we bought a purse, and then hit a ...
Posted by Ang on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 09:00:00 PST

to hell & back-in rush hour

Lula's finally home!!!!! My MINI spent Monday thru tonight in Bloomington at the BMW place getting fixed. I got a green MINI as a loaner...nice but it wasn't Lula! If you're wondering why I named h...
Posted by Ang on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 10:49:00 PST

I need more hours in my days....

Painting w/o the boys help is making it go waaaaaaayyyy too slow. OF gets sick from the primer, which leaves alot more work for me. My next few days are filled with running all over the damn state. ...
Posted by Ang on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 08:48:00 PST