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The Gown

work is the curse of the drinking classes

About Me

The Gown, tom and every one else..

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 2/17/2006
Band Website: littleteddy.net
Band Members: Tom Snively III 2003-, Christian Höck (Phonoboy) 2004-2006, Lauro Cress (Big Jim, Phonoboy) 2005-2006, Chris Turco 2003-2003 (Trans-Am), br

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Record Label: LITTLE TEDDY RECORDINGS
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

trappings for evening drapes(evening traktors)

The Queen is barking commands from her bedchamber, She has become agitated because she has quit eating feline excrement because it makes her vomit smell putrid.  Who will save her now? ...
Posted by The Gown on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 04:20:00 PST

Prince Charles takes a bath

  Inexcusable right of illumination has stated in previous excerpts disdain for the populous congeniality right of expression. In a heartbeat their many falsities have left them humble, penniless...
Posted by The Gown on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 05:29:00 PST

I am

post nuclear residue forfeiting the rights of privacy all across the recesses of your finger tips. i am a happy caddy of your lies and accusations of my character, thankfulness is not my aspiration to...
Posted by The Gown on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 04:26:00 PST

John Kennedy Toole has a message from the grave.

no.. one.. gets a .. silent e..
Posted by The Gown on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 12:20:00 PST

Dear mouthbreather

Dear mouth-breather,     Strike a match and catch all the remenesence memories on fire, You toad stool.  Countless aberveations have lent themselves to your shapeless potatoe sack ...
Posted by The Gown on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 06:10:00 PST

Dear window licker,

Dear window-licker,     Greetings from the 7th layer of hell, Holy shit it's fucking hot here.  A fist full of grapes and pocket sized edema lasted for a week here and made me quite t...
Posted by The Gown on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 06:08:00 PST

Mustard seed explanation kit

Mustard seed explanation kit.      &nb sp;         &nb sp;         &nb sp...
Posted by The Gown on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 06:04:00 PST

Putrid humans, Who will save you now?

 Putrid humans, Who will save you know?     Dear Sirs, It has come to my attention that the vestibules and all their carnage have left me feeling some way better today.  A dru...
Posted by The Gown on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 06:00:00 PST