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About Me

Behold for it is I... I like people,stuff and things,Music,Books,Gigs,Smoking licorice roll ups, real ale, Dancing like nobodys watching, walking round New York and fishfinger sandwiches (not necessarily in that order) I think people would describe me as Funny, interesting & food nazi

My Interests

Recording great guitar based 'experimental rawk moosic' on my four track with my casio SK5 keyboard and selection of slightly brilliant effects pedals.. Buying cool things in secondhand shop tweed jackets, golfing jumpers and groovy shirts mainly (yeah I work the young fogey look) Trying to start a band but unfortunately I would describe my guitar style as experimental or noise terrorism. love music of all styles the weirder the better..I also enjoy 3hour hot soapy baths whilst reading slightly soggy paperback books..

I'd like to meet:

New people.The Queen, all members of queen and the person who owns the cat that keeps crimping one off on my lawn
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Music:

You name it I like it (daniel O'Donnel included) also MC Paul Barman, Dangermouse, MF DOOM Ben Folds Os Mutantes Doves SFA shuggie Otis,Manaheim Steamroller, Disco, 80's disco, Folk, Prog, House, etc etc.. etc etc are not a band pretty much anything with a nice groove.. ..
The Music & Video above are by Avi Paul Weinstein its cool"Lemon Incest anyone?"

Movies:

Ferris Bueller's Day Off... Evil Rabbit Spirit Of Death From Watership Down.

Television:

what can I say...I've been on it (couple of times)rarely anything good on it and once I asked my granny "what's on the telly" and she replied with the legend:.."a doily and a bowl of fruit"

Books:

The Rachel Papers by Martin Amis Current Favorite!!, One Fat Englishman by Kingsley Amis (fat Bloke Shagging Genius), anything & everything by Douglas Adams , Travels with Charley By John Stienbeck (pffht!!), George Orwell's Animal Farm, Down & out London & Paris, keep The Aspedistra Flying & 1984 are best , War of the worlds By HG Wells(Warning do not read stoned!!) , Pimp By Iceberg Slim (shizzay F'rizzle) and the back of shampoo bottles..oooh ooh ooh and Post Office & Factotum By Charles Bukowski boozed up genius!!

Heroes:

anyone who writes books as I have the concentrati............My Ma & Pa (god Love um) and remember be your own hero...(god i'm deep)..oh alright I'd like to meet Peter Cook & Dudley Moore But I think I may struggle as they are both 'Brown Bread'This bloke walked up to me.. ..

My Blog

Nice Cup Of Tea

A Nice Cup of Tea By George OrwellEvening Standard, 12 January 1946. If you look up 'tea' in the first cookery book that comes to hand you will probably find that it is unmentioned; or at most you...
Posted by Mr Seymour on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 08:45:00 PST

Summer Luvvin...

Well I know I aint been on here for a while. But I do have very valid excuses which I may or may not divulge. Oh sod it I'm going back in the garden....  
Posted by Mr Seymour on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 03:45:00 PST

Youknowsit..

Avooof a welcome, I am going to see Goldie Lookin Chains tonight. so I am just getting my tracksuit pressed and my gold chains brasso'd Everybody: Shopmobility shop shopmobility shopmobility shop sho...
Posted by Mr Seymour on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 01:48:00 PST

My Booze Hell..

(c.u. straight to camera ruff looking blonde male) He Says: Hello Viewers, Well I feel ruff...picture the scene tuesday evening is just drawing in when my flat mate (Ian) and I get a call from a fello...
Posted by Mr Seymour on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 07:57:00 PST

Face Ache

Hi all, Just to let you know my face is healing up nicely after being a victim of a vicious bottom pinching related assault in Newbs a few weeks ago.You will no doubt be reassured to know that Ne...
Posted by Mr Seymour on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 12:31:00 PST