Turns out I'm not a fuckwit, but a frickin' genius! |
OK, so I'm avoiding doing work on the dissertation which has taken over my life in much the same way as the creeping mould's taken over the kitchen, and figured instead of just spending the day pervin...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 09:53:00 GMT |
My first Shit List of the Year! |
2007 began very badly after a freak gust of wind (think nannies being wrenched from railings a la Mary Poppins) blew me off my feet and into a huge pile of bin bags at some hideous witching hour New Y...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 09:50:00 GMT |
I am a fucking fucktard. |
I woke up splayed across the sofa this morning to the sound of small children bashing instruments together at the school across the street, only to realise that I had to be at a two hour long sem...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 07:41:00 GMT |
Bikini Kill were on to something... |
I'm feeling too distracted to do any work so figure it's the absolute perfect time to cleanse my soul and write a shit list before obligatory Hollyoaks and ciggie sesh.
1) Being a fucking mug who stil...
Posted by on Mon, 22 May 2006 11:16:00 GMT |
Tash and I... |
...got so spectacularly sloshed last night that we abused people all the way home, splashed in puddles like that twat in the perfume advert and sang in the rain like tossers.
We then arrived home, pas...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 03:15:00 GMT |
Pondering |
I've just had a two hour lecture on the genocide in Rwanda and am ready to go back to bed I'm so miserable.
I wonder if the course I'm doing will ever mean I'm in a position to assist people (cha...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 03:47:00 GMT |
Today = Shit |
I knew as soon as I woke up this morning and the room was grey and miserable that I might as well write off 16/01/06. If only I'd listened to my highly tuned intuition and had gone back to sleep; risi...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 06:41:00 GMT |
Shit List 2 |
Another shit list:
1) Not being able to walk past Office without buying shoes which, invariably I can't walk in.
2) Spending huge chunks of my life on buses filled with freaks/perverts/students.
3)Bum...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Nov 2005 06:47:00 GMT |
Shit List |
This is but a chance for me to vent- a cartharsis that carries none of the same risks as my endless and varied moaning on a plethora of subjects to my poor, long suffering parents/sister/friends/house...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Nov 2005 06:47:00 GMT |
