I suffer from: XylophagiaI harvest the souls of the living and turn them into smurfs, which I then try to turn into gold, but I usually get lead. When that happens I use the lead for the radioactive shielding on my plasma gun, which when completed I will use to hold the entire planet hostage for a ransom of billions of dollars. Of course I wouldn't need to do that if I could just get these fucking smurfs to turn into gold. fuck. I hate my life.
My Interests
Blood Letting, Bed Wetting, Fish Netting, Jet Setting, Lama Petting
I'd like to meet:
Plushies and Furries need not apply.
Tad:
Music:
These are the bands I like, I like,
These are the bands I like.
