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Jessica

all horns and thorns

About Me

Things I like to complain about: 1). The terms ape and monkey are mutually exclusive. A human created the categories, yet we clearly have no concept that they are different and mean different things. Your great apes would be chimps, bonobos, gorillas, orangutans, and our ugly hairless selves. If you call a gibbon a monkey, I understand, but otherwise, please stop calling us monkeys, it's insulting. A good rule of thumb is that apes don't have tails (I'm looking at you, DEVO). 2). Chicago, use your blinkers, seriously, it's not that hard.

My Interests

The weather up here is just fine, fyi.

I'd like to meet:

fawns, satyrs, nymphs, dryads, meliads, hamadryads, other woodland fairy folk with pointy ears and/or horns.

Music:

Pissed Jeans, Sol Invictus, Bob Dylan and Townes Van Zandt. Whatever.

Movies:

It is truly shocking how well I remember the lyrics to the songs in Xanadu after like 14 years.

Television:

I'm suddenly bored with television. Let's see how long it lasts.

Books:

Well, done, Mr. Krebbs, well done.

Heroes:

Honestly, women who wield swords or dedicate their lives to protecting wildlife.Rutger Hauer is pretty cool, too.

My Blog

My Life Right Now:

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Posted by Jessica on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 02:33:00 PST