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Kris Madison

Kris Madison

About Me



I love long walks on the beach. You too? No way! I think the only possible person who doesn't enjoy walking by the sea is Larry David. But since most profiles include some sort of silly list of favorite things, I won't rock the boat & disappoint.

Other things you should know about me - I'm a nude model/webmaster who runs her own naughty web site. I was a computer geek before I figured out that people would pay money to see me naked, so despite my foray into naughtiness, I'm actually a pretty shy, reserved person. I think a lot of girls start by being strippers, so people are always shocked when I tell them how I get anxiety attacks before I do my members only cam shows or have to attend the big Vegas trade show in January.

My Interests


I like to read, mostly non-fiction, but I do love some Gen-X targeted authors like Douglas Coupland & Irvine Welsh. I work out at least 4 or 5 times per week. I'm a journal whore. I keep tabs on several web personalities & can't eat my Cheerios without reading a blog or two. I like poker but have the all time worst poker face, so I stick to on-line. I play soccer, both indoor & outdoor. I snowboard. Badly.

I love to travel & get itchy feet after being in one place for too long. I'd really love to tour Europe this summer - hit the Glastonbury music festival, bike through vineyards, take in some art. That's many pounds away, unfortunately.

I have two dogs that I baby in that sickening way Paris Hilton is making popular. They're too big to carry around as fashion accessories, but I do absolutely adore them. How could I not? They know all my secrets & have never spilled the beans!

I love photography, both touring galleries, poring over glossy coffee table books & actually snapping away. I've taken a few classes & have my own darkroom equipment, though my SLR is fairly dusty in favor of my digital these days. I had some of my photos displayed in a gallery a few years ago. It has since burned down. No connection, I'm told.

I'd like to meet:

people who defy stereotypes. Photographers & models to shoot with would be fantastic, but I do travel a lot & would love to meet up with cool folks who know how to have a good time no matter what they're doing.

Music:

I have very eclectic tastes ranging from hip hop with a solid beat to get me moving on the treadmill to slick jazz while curled up on the couch with a glass of wine. I love (in no particular order) Pearl Jam, Headstones, Van Morrison, Philosopher Kings, Me'shell N'dgeocello, Michael Brecker, Pat Metheny, Weezer, Alanis Morisette, Buju Banton, Eminem, Sting, Nine Inch Nails, Bob Marley, Godsmack, Oasis, Etta James, Ludacris, Annie Lennox, KISS, Green Day, Tragically Hip, Seal, Lionel Richie (I know..lame), Sade, Missy Elliot, Madonna, Velvet Revolver, Watchmen, John Mayer, Benny Bennassi, Coldplay, Norah Jones & probably heaps of others that I'm forgetting. Music to me is like a soundtrack for my day, so it changes with my moods. Chicks are moody, btw.

Movies:

I'm an avid NetFlix-er & a night out on the town for me usually includes catching a movie at some point. But there are few movies that I buy to watch over & over again. The ones that made the cut include: LOTR, Office Space, True Romance, Laurel Canyon, Get Shorty, Gone with the Wind, Gross Pointe Blank, Next Stop Wonderland, Suicide Kings, L.A. Confidential, American Beauty, The Usual Suspects, Fight Club, Almost Famous, Trainspotting, anything by Woody Allen.

Television:

I'll admit it. I'm a sucker for reality shows. I love Survivor, the Amazing Race, the Apprentice...pretty much anything but the crappy relationship ones like the Bachelor. The cast of the shows really make or break them, but if there are a few interesting characters in a particular season, you will find me glued to my big screen week after week. The season of Amazing Race with families driving each other crazy is pretty entertaining. Other crap I watch: America's Next Top Model, Six Feet Under, Sex & the City, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Trailer Park Boys, the O.C. (Seth is so hot!), CSI. I should really get out more.

Books:

I'm always reading at least two books at any given time. Right now it's Lonely Planet's Guide to Costa Rica, How to Make Love Like a Pornstar - the Jenna Jameson autobiography, and the Art of Happiness bye the Dalai Lama. Combine the wisdom of the Dalai Lama & the sunshine of Costa Rica while curled up with Jenna Jameson & I think I've got the art of happiness nailed.

My Blog

Sarah Silverman Tonight!

W00t!  I’m so excited for tonight that I actually got out of bed early on a Saturday!  I’ve got tickets to see Sarah Silverman and am already starting to get bouncy at the idea o...
Posted by Kris Madison on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 10:28:00 PST

New Pics Are Up on KrisMadison.com

I can’t post the sneak preview here because they’re definitely NSFW, but if you’re allowed to look at oiled up asses and cocoa buttered buns, check out the preview pics on my main bl...
Posted by Kris Madison on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 11:30:00 PST

500 Baby!

I approved a handful of friend requests today & noticed that I’ve finally hit 500 friends.  It’s crazy how long it has taken me to get to such a tiny milestone on MySpace.I know t...
Posted by Kris Madison on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 07:41:00 PST

Ski Bunny

I'm hitting the road early tomorrow morning to wind my way to Jasper, Alberta for some skiing and catching up with family in the Canadian Rockies.  It's a long drive for me, not quite as long for...
Posted by Kris Madison on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 08:25:00 PST

Homebody

The weekend seemed to fly by too fast, though I suppose I did get a lot done.  My biggest accomplishment?  Finishing the quilt I started last week.  I added it up and it looks like it t...
Posted by Kris Madison on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 09:15:00 PST

Happy (almost) V Day!

I shot some sexy/cheesy Valentine's Day photos for my members and wanted to share a few of them here too (the non-nekkid ones, of course).  Check out my photo albums for more.I buy silly things l...
Posted by Kris Madison on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 03:38:00 PST

When Will Heroes Return?

I'm sooooo ready for this writers strike to be over.  I want to find out what happens in the second half of Heroes!  I know Lost is back tonight, but with the writers strike still going stro...
Posted by Kris Madison on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 06:31:00 PST

Sports Fan

I'm not usually much of a sports fan (other than hockey, but that goes without being said having grown up in Canada & all), but I've been really getting into watching sports on TV this year. You can ...
Posted by Kris Madison on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 02:30:00 PST

New pin up photos added to album

Just added a couple of new pin up pics to my MySpace photo album.  Vintage stockings, black patent pumps and feeling very saucy!...
Posted by Kris Madison on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 05:42:00 PST

New Years

I'm planning a pretty low key New Year's Eve over at Casa de Madison.  Some drinks.  Some Wii boxing.  Safe, cozy and fun.  Perfect!I do feel one of those end of the year, what am ...
Posted by Kris Madison on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 08:18:00 PST