He is the Painkiller, This is The Painkiller

I'd like to meet:

This is a list of people that I HAVE NOT MET but want to: Lothar Matthaus, Violent J, Janick Gers and everyone in Iron Maiden, Bruce, Nicko, Steve, Davey, n Adrian, Richard Kruspe, Chris fuckin Holmes, Randy Piper, Tony Richards, Johnny fuckin ROD, Steve Riley, George Lynch, Captain Rock 'N Rolf, Stefan Effenberg, Jurgen Klinsmann, and everyone else on my list of favorite bands and heroes, especially Rammstein, W.A.S.P., Running Wild, Iced Earth, Dokken, Accept, and a bunch of soccer players that played or play for Bayern and Germany like Christian Ziege and Martin Max. I think Naomi Watts is gorgeous so I would like to meet her and Victoria Silvstedt and Kelly Kelly. the two hottest women of of all time.

Music:

Randy Piper of W.A.S.P. and ANIMAL said it best regarding today's music scene " Right, they’re growing up in an age where there are no guitar solos. It’s a bunch of songs about guys fucking whining over their fucking girlfriends and shit. "

I have, still do, and always will listen to the music of:

IRON MAIDEN

RAMMSTEIN

INSANE CLOWN POSSE - ICP

JUDAS fuckin PRIEST

and of course VANILLA ICE. None of these bands ever rode the Mainstream MTV Penis to get teenybopper fans and trendies to listen to them (with the exception of Vanilla Ice back in '90 to '92 but fuck ya'll he's still paid and had one fo the illest haircuts of all time, tied with Stefan Effenberg's Der Tiger haircut.)

W.A.S.P.

Running Wild

Iced Earth

Randy Piper's ANIMAL

Guns N' Roses

Accept

U.D.O.

ManowaR

Warlock

Doro

FATAL SMILE

Grim Reaper

The Steve Grimmett Band

Dokken

Pennywise

RATT

Halford

OOMPH!

Motley Crue

Bruce Dickinson

L.A. Guns

The Offspring

Turbonegro

Techno, Hardstyle, Trance, Hard Acid, Psychadellic, GOA, etc (non shitty singing Euro/Handbag techno like ATC or Cascada that the Trendy "Clubbers" enjoy)

Kottonmouth Kings

Infected Mushroom

Rob Zombie

Skid Row

Scooter

Local H

Anybody Killa

Jumpsteady

3 Inches of Blood

Yngwie Malmsteen

AC/DC

Aura

Fu Manchu

Megadeth

The Scorpions

Joey G.

Esham

Immortal Technique

Techn9ne

Metallica

Marylin Manson

Motorhead

DIO

Slaughter and the Dogs

Dead City Psychos

Agent Orange

Twiztid

Billy Idol

Afroman

Racer X

Crystal Method

Speed Limit

The Riffs

Quarashi

Nightwish

Anthrax

Lone Rangers

Tupac.

I love all types of music ASIDE from EMO, Hardcore, Country, and R&B. Fuck Dashboard Confessional, Fuck Converge, fuck Garth Brooks, and fuck Lauryn Hill and any other untalented group of wankers that falls under those categories. Your lame antics such as re-releasing cds in groups to try and outsell legitimate artists or claiming that the pain of your gf breaking up with you is too much and you want to kill yourself is pathetic. "You wanna close the show after Iron Maiden? Here is the guillotine and the rope" - Iron Maiden. You will never be Iron Maiden. T-1

Movies:

Reservoir Dogs

The Good, The Bad and The Ugly and any other movie with Clint like For a Few Dollars More because Eastwood = God

The Great Escape - McQueen is awesome

Rambo Trilogy

The Dirty Dozen

The Magnificent Seven

The Seven Samurai

Big Money Hustlas

Both the Young Guns

Scarface

Army of Darkness - Yo She Bitch, Let's go

Full Metal Jacket

Escape from New York and Escape from L.A.

Tons of war movies like Saving Private Ryan, Missing in Action 1-3 and other good Chuck Norris Movies (yea I actually like him unlike most of those fags who make up Chuck Norris jokes and think they are funny but have never seen Delta Force

Anything with Van Damme, Schwarzenegger, etc.

The Big Lebowski

The Wild Bunch

Any Western

Super Troopers

Victory

Tough Guys

Starship Troopers

King Kong

The Ninja Turtles 1-3. OH YEA and many more movies

Television:

Wrestling, Animal Planet, Discovery & History channels, any Bayern games, South Park, etc.

Books:

HITMAN - The greatest book ever written. Behind the Paint - The ICP Autobiography - Much thanks to Violent J for writing a true masterpiece. Even if you despise ICP as most of the world does, you would respect them after reading how they really came to be. This book shows the meaning of hard work in the music industry to make it to the top and never letting anyone keep your ass in the gutter. It's about getting kicked in the balls over & over and still coming back. Read it, for it will bitch slap your world. Books on exploration of Antarctica & other places, Army Survival Manual, Zombie Survival Guide, Each and Every Calvin and Hobbes book, Robinson Crusoe, and encyclopedias on various subjects. Take the quiz: "What 80's Metal Band are you? (with pics)"

Judas priest
You are Judas Priest. You rock hard and ride free. You love leather, studs and singing metal, with the occassional motorcycle.

Heroes:

MY DAD RANKS ABOVE BRET HIT MAN HART, AND HE ALWAYS WILL

1) Bret "Hit Man" Hart - Since I was four years old and a little kid in Bosnia, I grew up watching the Hit Man Bre Hart wrestle and put a wrestling clinic on everyone who stepped into the ring with him. Ever since then he has been my hero and someone I could always look up to to do the right thing. In 6th grade we had to write a letter to our heroes and I wrote to Bret Hart. The Hit Man is a person who never sold out anyone and got screwed in the end by the people he was the most loyal to. Bastards. He payed his dues, was loyal to the company that made him a star, and was the greatest Wrestler and World Chapion that they ever had. Unlike many others, he believed that he really was a hero to his fans and believed in respect in the wrestling business; the title always meant something to Bret Hart. It was the greatest day of my life when I got to meet him in June of 2006 after waiting for it for 14 years (Read the story in my blog). Nevertheless there is only one Hit Man, the god of wrestling, My Hero and the single person who influences my life more than anything or anybody, the reason I wore a pink tuxedo to his induction at the Hall of Fame Ceremony, The best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be.

2) Lothar Matth?us - My favorite Soccer player who captained Germany to win the World Cup in '90. I remember being about 4 yrs. old and watching Matth?us play like a true legend at Italia '90. He is also a legend for Bayern and was captain for many years and a M?nchen player for 12 seasons. Matth?us is a soccer god because he never gave a damn what anyone said, was a great footballer, and was a true leader. He was like a general on the field, and you have to love soccer to understand that. Used to hold the world record for most caps for a country

3) Janick Gers - One of Iron Maiden's guitarists, many fans hate him, many love him, but he is my favorite fuckin guitarist of all time and if you don't like him you can kiss my ass. Gers is the reason I ever picked up the guitar, when I saw em In Kansas City in the Summer of '00 on the Brave New World Tour. Gers has an unbelievable stage presence and I just love the way he plays. He's always all over the place with insane tricks, slides, insane note holds, playing the strings with the reverse of the hand or random objects or giant blow up EDDIE fingers or on amps, etc. and not to mention how great of a guitar player he is. He's so great that I have to rank K.K. Downing of Judas Priest as my 2nd fav guitarist.

4) Violent J - One half of the .. 1 Most Hated Band of all time, the Insane Clown Posse. Joe Bruce is my hero because he has the same outlook on life as me, aside from all the pot smokin he does I don't need that but he's crazy so you know. J worked his ass off to get where he was and never sold out which makes him a champ. He is also great because he stage dove on me at the Wicked Wonka Tour right here In Chi' Town and gave me the red Hatchetman Bandana that was tied on his wrist, which I had ABK sign. Violent J would never sell out his boys and neither will I.

5) Any man who stormed the beaches of Normandy or fought in any battle in WWII. These men are all heroes because they went out and did what they had to do. If Emo existed, WWII would have been a bitches war, but there's no EMO when you have MG-42 bullets whizzing over your head and gunning down your buddies. Everyone owes the soldiers of WWII and every other war a big fucking thank you. Fuck all of those hippies who spat on 'Nam soldiers and called them baby killers, you fuckin tree huggers weren't there so you shut the hell up. I see them equivalent to emo and hardcore kids, a big worthlesss pile of shit.

K.K. Downing and Glenn Tipton of Judas Priest. The first Dual Lead Guitar and kings of headbanging. K.K. Downing of Judas Priest

Bruce Dickinson of IRON MAIDEN

Chris Holmes formerly of W.A.S.P. and Psycho Squad The King of Harts, "The Rocket" OWEN HART

The Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin. His death was the first of someone I did not know that affected me strongly since the death of Owen Hart. I watched his show religiously from like 98/99 to 2003/04. RIP Steve Irwin

Sir Ernest Henry Shackleton

Dick Richards

Frank Morris