God is walking in the Garden with Adam and the, suddenly, God takes a nail gun and shoots it into Adams hand. "Ow! What did You do that for?" Adam asks. "To prove a point!" God says. "To show you that I am enlightened and full of mercy." "How the hell does shooting a nail into my hand prove that?" Adam asks. "Because I really wanted to shoot it through your testicles. Feel free to thank me."
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