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Frank

Wanna bowl?

About Me

This whole MySpace thing is kind of new to me, so hopefully I am doing this right.
I was recently the victim of scientific experimentation that left me with serious mental problems, several new body parts and the diseased heart of an 80-year old man. I've also got a bunch of new tattoos and a black (african-american) arm. I guess that qualifies me as multiracial, but they didn't have that as a check box on the MySpace profile settings. I've got other... parts... too. But I'm not sure if I should write about them here.
And my face, yeah, it's pretty messed up. But it's healing. I just don't like people to see it. People look at me funny anyway. And they always ask about the arm. I try to stick to long sleeves even in hot weather.
Other than that, I am just a regular guy, trying to put his life back together. I like to hang out at the bowling alley and knock back a few beers. I'm a pretty good bowler. I also really like old video games, particularly Centipede.
I'm not complicated. I just want to live a quiet life. I have been through some crazy shit and I am ready to put all of that behind me. I've got a great girlfriend and things are going pretty cool.

My Interests

Bowling, Centipede, Firearms, murdering any re-animated bastard who crosses my path

I'd like to meet:

The evil bastard who did this to me.

Music:

Jimmy and the Teasers, The Alpha Rhythm

Movies:

Amelie

Books:

Davinci Code, Fantasy novels, The Holy Bible

Heroes:

David Beckham

My Blog

Mexico

It turns out getting into Mexico wasn't so tough. The flow of people in both directions was pretty non-stop. We had a few minutes when things got a little iffy, but once again, Claire's cleavage came ...
Posted by Frank on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 07:01:00 PST

I'm moving

Good news. I have decided to finally move out of this dump. Owen has been bugging me to move in with him ever since I got back. We were roomates in college and it was find except he always gets stoned...
Posted by Frank on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 12:48:00 PST

Television

Hiding out in my motel room has given me a chance to really get caught up on tv. Right now, I'm kind of hooked on Jerry Springer. I used to watch this back in college, but it has really changed. Now i...
Posted by Frank on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 12:45:00 PST

My bad neighborhood

So I've been staying in this pretty shady motel for the last month or so. For obvious reasons, I have been trying to keep a low-profile. The good news is that the pain is pretty much over with -- the ...
Posted by Frank on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 12:40:00 PST