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Black Jack Sawyer

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About Me

I don't even know why i'm doing this nonsense, i'm ashamed for jumping on the bandwagon. Last time i listen to someone human ever again. OH LORDY, KILL ME NOW! *emo music*... not really, emo's annoy me. As do emu's, killed rod hull don't ya know. One minute you've got your hand up a birds arse, the next you're plummeting to your demise. Wait, that didn't sound right. Aww bollocks to it. Can i say bollocks? Is this live? Ciao.

My Interests

I play guitar. Not classically trained, santana meets jimi hendrix style you understand. Self taught. So yeah, a bit crap really. Or am i just being humble?? ooh, who knows? Or indeed cares? I like to read, and aquire knowledge, so my bid for world dominance won't fail. Especially with this tasty morsel: During the High Middle Ages, oil painting was intended for decorative or functional purposes. With that kind of knowledge, my bid to secede george w. cannot fail. I also like music. Rock/indie/rindie(made that up)/any variation of rock and indie/retro rock/indie/rindie(see a pattern yet?). Like films and stuff obviously. This is getting boring now, i'm bored.....end transmission....

I'd like to meet:

Abraham lincolns second cousin (twice removed). Why? Why not. Stop with the questions, myspace. You work for me, not the other way round...

Music:

*deep breath*Radiohead, red hot chilli peppers, the shins, oasis, blur, two gallants, QOTSA, Foo fighters, led zeppelin, the beatles, the who, pink floyd, jimi hendrix, graham coxon, badly drawn boy, divine comedy, kings of leon, franz ferdinand, hard-fi, arctic monkeys, the hives, flaming lips, coldplay, nine inch nails, white stripes, weezer, dirty pretty things, libertines, vines, depeche mode, guns n roses, razorlight, the verve, howlin' rain, scritti politti, new york dolls, the strokes, joy division, the futureheads, arcade fire, modest mouse, the cure, pulp, athlete, beastie boys, REM, eric clapton, velvet underground, bob dylan, the smiths, the clash, the jam, david bowie, the raconteurs, magic numbers, ramones, sham 69, sex pistols, black flag, misfits, breaks co-op, the subways, we are scientists, the kooks, go-team, bloc party, the black keys, editors, tenacious d, undertones, bright eyes and so many more.Recently started listening to the apples in stereo and neutral milk hotel

Movies:

Anything left of centre is cool. My favourites are subversive types: Donnie darko, fight club, se7en, fear and loathing in las vegas, clerks, pulp fiction, monty python and holy grail/life of brian, manhattan, coffee and cigarettes, glengarry glen ross, swimming with sharks. Asian horror's cool, well it was before hollywood bastardised it. View the original versions of "the eye" and "dark water" to see just what the hell i'm yakking aboot. Also ichi the killer and battle royale are great too. Just thought i'd throw that in there. Oh yeah.GrindHouse trailer

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Television:

The sopranos. 24. League of gentlemen.Young ones. Bottom. Viva la jackass motherfuckers

Books:

heavier than heaven, do androids dream of electric sheep?, anything by hunter s. thompson or chuck pahlaniuk, old fashioned detective/noir/mystery kinda stories. And 1984. Obviously. It will happen.Best book ever - Brave new world by Aldous Huxley. Read it biznatches

Heroes:

Kurt cobain, john lennon. Polar opposites, multi-faceted. What am i trying to say? Who knows? I don't.

My Blog

Cunting myspace bulletins

Stop with the fucking inane bulletins, you know the ones: "repost this with teh title "i love all y'all up the fanny" and you'll liek, totally have 2 millenia of good luck and anal secks" "answer thes...
Posted by Black Jack Sawyer on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 05:57:00 PST

Frigging blog: Act three - Tom = Satan

Do you realise how much of a whore Tom really is? So you join myspace, and you're all like, "damn, wish i had a friend, otherwise i'll look fuckin' lame-ass". Tom knows you're thinking this, and he's ...
Posted by Black Jack Sawyer on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 09:28:00 PST

Frigging blog: Act two - "blockbusters" of summer(part one)

It's spielbergs' fault. If he hadn't made jaws, then there'd be no such thing as the "summer season". Thanks to him, we have to put up with the same old franchisable shit every year, the kinds of movi...
Posted by Black Jack Sawyer on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 11:20:00 PST

Frigging blog: Act one - celebratory ego masturbation

So everyone tells you as a child, " don't succumb to peer pressure, you'll grow up a stronger person. Don't smoke, it's bad for you. Only fools drink", and being a microscopically brained child, you b...
Posted by Black Jack Sawyer on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 12:10:00 PST